zootiez

A Zootiez can be referred to as an extremely dank strain of Marijuana typically consumed while in bed with a sexual partner

ex. “Puffin on zootiez and she calling me daddy” - Future

by sean wilson April 28, 2022

zootdingo

an aboriginal word for vagina

she gave birth through her zootdingo

by smithfeild March 18, 2007

Zooted

being so f*cking high/drunk the only words you can say are nigga im zooted..

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by tom January 12, 2004

zooded

being extremely blazed/stoned/fucked up by way of the marijuana pot.

Dude, I am so fucking zooded.

by pick out the seeds and stems March 15, 2007

Zootman

The man that sells the kush.

Bro number 1: Bro, I need some kush right now.
Bro number 2: Lets hit up the Zootman

by Chimmysauce March 26, 2009

Zooter Land

The place you visit when you get so unbelievable high.

Dude... I think I’m in Zooter Land right now.

by undeadtitan March 9, 2019

zoomdick

When you get bored of manufacturing fake news all day and whip out your dick during a Zoom call with all your coworkers.

I wonder what is the fastest way to completely fuck up my life? Probably Zoomdick

by Jeffrey Toobin October 19, 2020