A Zoolancer is a common Freelance Graphics Designer, either motion, 3D, web or print. Each Zoolancer has to deal with the weirdness that surrounds him at work every day in Zooworld. Being it producers, creative directors or project managers or the insanity that every client brings on a daily basis.
A typical day in the life of a Zoolancer is something like this
Your boss tells you:
to use 1000's of lens flares
to use comic sans
you can do this in 2.5d and it will look 3d
you should do it with a shape layer
this comp needs more pre-comps
to use 2 keyframes for 5 seconds of rotoscoping
to use a program you don't know so you will be faster
tbc
Your boss tells you:
to use 1000's of lens flares
to use comic sans
you can do this in 2.5d and it will look 3d
you should do it with a shape layer
this comp needs more pre-comps
to use 2 keyframes for 5 seconds of rotoscoping
to use a program you don't know so you will be faster
tbc
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