zohaib

There was once a legend of some kind of super noob. A mythical creature called zohaib. The deadliest noob in the world, zohaib noobed countless people.

1. OOHHH, you got zohaibed!!
2. Zohaib killed you in counterstrike!, you're the biggest NOOB EVER!!!

by Homer March 26, 2005

zohaib

The greatest counter-strike player in all time.

1.Zohaib pwns everything in cs :D

by zohaib March 26, 2005

zouain

An amazing, caring, loving guy. He is friendly and funny, always staying happy in the sadest of times. He is the best teacher in the world and is always being careful and understanding about everything he is told.

"That man is so funny and happy!"
" He must be a Zouain "

by Cait1lin223334444 March 25, 2017

The Zohan

When a person gets invited to someone their house and thereafter fucks their mom

Hey didn't he pulled The Zohan on John yesterday

by The Zohan so let's go February 23, 2020

Zohan

An incredible person with many strengths and abilities. Also known as the main character from the movie " Don't mess with the Zohan" or more discretely known as Andre Penderis

e.g. Who is the Zohan?

Oh you know it's the casual Andre Penderis

by MCdinglechain December 16, 2019

Zohair

A white hearted guy that always listens to people and puts people first

I’m in love with zohair

by Gold1111 April 20, 2019

Zohair

a really cool guy, 6'2 height, professional circle clicker, anime gamer master

good things come in small packages

did you know that 0.0423 calories burn from every click?

they don't know I'm a Zohair

by epicman2246 March 18, 2021