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mrs zimmer

damn boi you are such a Mrs Zimmer
by Lol I'm a funny juan June 1, 2016
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Paul Zimmer

Perfection. He is literally walking Perfection. His hair, his eyes, his voice, his body, his personality ermahgerd PERFECTION. I'm literally in love with this boy.
Paul Josef Zimmer, Exclamation Point, Youtuber, Paul Zimmer
by Zimmer_babe143 September 9, 2013
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Don Zimmer

Can also be used as a verb meaning "to forcefully grasp an adversary's domepiece and shove them to the ground causing them to possibly roll multiple times like a fat roly-poly."
If that dude that's getting rowdy over there doesn't stand down, I might have to Don Zimmer his ass.
by SteezOrCrevice September 21, 2005
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George Zimmer

President and CEO of the Men's Wearhouse, this man has a reputation of breaking into the rooms of very attractive woman and raping them with his giant penis. He is a man amongst men, living everyman's dream.
Hi, I'm George Zimmer, President and CEO of the Men's Wearhouse. I was taking an evening stroll down the street and saw your mother walking towards me. My beef hammer called for sweet relief and strianed against the zipper of my pants. I could not take this punisment any longer. So I swung my monolithic man meat God bestowed upon me and knocked her into a dumpster in a nearby alley. I then proceeded to ram my extra large man salami into her tight hole. Her unwilling moist lips could not take the punishment my thirty pound man hammer did upon her. After shooting my special blend of polonious nut naplam flavored butter, I used my extra large wrecking balls to smash a hole into the wall of a building and escaped into the night. I gaurntee it.
by TKFox007 July 26, 2008
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cant simmer the zimmer

A joke phrase inspired after George Zimmerman won the 2013 trial against his murder of Trayvon Martin.
This phrase was possibly coined by a facebook page called "Brock Obama" though the original has not been found.
Inspired by "Cant corner the Dorner".
1: Hey man I cant believe he actually got away with that
2: You cant Simmer the Zimmer, man
by alienman September 6, 2013
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Don Zimmer

Pedro rox my sox man! He threw Zimmer to the ground and he just kept bouncing and bouncing and bouncing-----
by SoxRox June 23, 2004
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Don Zimmer

Portly fat bastard, and former assistant coach of the world's most hated team. Used as a bowling ball by the great Pedro. Looks like Jabba the Hut.
I hope I never end up looking like Don Zimmer.
by Gary April 23, 2004
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