Zitchel

The same but different.

My brother and I are zitchel twins

by Bobblues August 13, 2022

zilcho

When you've totally done nothing. Like I'm talkin' bout not owt at all....

Danny has done zilcho Micro revision.

by captain blue beard June 4, 2007

Zilched

(Adjective) When something or someone has experienced the act of Zilching, causing its quality or ‘awesomeness’ to increase exponentially.

Did you see Jane? She got seriously ZILCHED over summer!
Man, could smash a Slurpee ZILCHED right about now.

by Erol Nocaed July 28, 2013

Zitch

a female penguin, also used as a derogatory term. like bitch is a female dog and also a derogatory term.

Chris - "zitch!!"
Lindsey - "whats a zitch?"
Chris - "a female peguin"
Lindsey - "oh i get it. kinda like bitch"
Chris - "yeah!"
Lindsey - "like man she is such a Zitch!"
Chris - "you got it!"

by Lindsosaurusrex!! August 18, 2009

zilch

The zilch is a part of the cock.

The zilch is exactly the rim of the bell (bell-end), where the shaft of the man's Johnson ends and the bell-end begins.
It is that rim, ridge, edge which is known as the zilch

Jimmy doesn't get head from girls with braces any more in fear of getting his bell-end ripped off by the zilch

by noegnuD epaR eht fo dnegeL February 22, 2012

zilch

When one takes a garbage bag and ties it in a string on knots, then lights them on fire. Miniature fireballs with drip from it as it makes futuristic noises.

Some conflabbed hooligans were holding lit zilches over the balcony at pyromania. One of them hit Max's head. He still has a creepy bubble.

by EmilyGG July 8, 2005

zilcheros

Exaggerated version of zilch. Meaning zero, nothing, nada

Tori means literally zilcheros to me

by EvanKnish August 7, 2022