1) (name) Captain of the French National Football team during the World Cup 2006. Apparently has a sister involved in not-so-Catholic activities. We know nothing about his mother.
2) (verb) to zidane someone/something: Irrational act of head butting during a crucial moment and being caught in the act by a third-party.
3) (verb) to go zidane: Act of accusing people of saying "bad things" about you and your family and not having the balls of saying what those exact words are to the media, leaving millions of fans in limbo and frustrated.
2) (verb) to zidane someone/something: Irrational act of head butting during a crucial moment and being caught in the act by a third-party.
3) (verb) to go zidane: Act of accusing people of saying "bad things" about you and your family and not having the balls of saying what those exact words are to the media, leaving millions of fans in limbo and frustrated.
Judge: Defendant how do you explain your actions?
Defendant: Your honour, I was full of rage. He said bad things about my momma. The only thing I can think of was to zidane him in the nuts.
Judge: What did he say exactly?
Defendant: Bad words. I can't repeat.
Judge: Don't you go zidane on me!!!
Defendant: Your honour, I was full of rage. He said bad things about my momma. The only thing I can think of was to zidane him in the nuts.
Judge: What did he say exactly?
Defendant: Bad words. I can't repeat.
Judge: Don't you go zidane on me!!!
by mazen July 13, 2006
the greatest footie player ever! he deeks the shit out of everyone and left with a punch!(or shud i say headbutt)
zidane headbutted materazzi cuz materazzi said he had a sex sandwich wid zidane's mom n daughter then zidane call him mario and headbutted him
by amit tiwari August 20, 2006
by SOB07 April 13, 2007
1. To lose ones mind at the worst possible time.
2. To be ignorant enough to make a move that gets a spot in the Urban dictionary definition data base.
3. To head-butt a victim in the chest, knocking the wind out of them. For best results, aim for the ribs/heart so they may fall over in pain.
4. To go beserk on the man.
5. To over react on something trivial.
2. To be ignorant enough to make a move that gets a spot in the Urban dictionary definition data base.
3. To head-butt a victim in the chest, knocking the wind out of them. For best results, aim for the ribs/heart so they may fall over in pain.
4. To go beserk on the man.
5. To over react on something trivial.
1. Upon losing the election, Howard Dean went Zidane on the winner, cursing him and insulting his mother.
2. He head butted an Italian player, thus making multiple people make entries on Urban Dictionary.
3. Losing his temper, Rich pulled a Zidane into Kevin's chest, breaking two of his ribs and knocking him out cold.
4. Upon losing all of his money and job, Jane went Zidane on the man.
5. I called Brendan a dumb ass after he answered a question wrong about the discoveries of Neils Bohr and he started to Zidane.
2. He head butted an Italian player, thus making multiple people make entries on Urban Dictionary.
3. Losing his temper, Rich pulled a Zidane into Kevin's chest, breaking two of his ribs and knocking him out cold.
4. Upon losing all of his money and job, Jane went Zidane on the man.
5. I called Brendan a dumb ass after he answered a question wrong about the discoveries of Neils Bohr and he started to Zidane.
by prof. frink July 11, 2006
by Anonymous September 06, 2003
To headbutt near the end of the FIFA World Cup, causing your team to suffer during penalty kicks, and having the shittiest retirement in the history of soccer.
Italian player: "Blah, blah, blah, YOUR MOM!!"
Zidane: *Headbutt*
Italian player: "You dumbshit, you cost your team the game!"
Zidane: *Headbutt*
Italian player: "You dumbshit, you cost your team the game!"
by pretish July 29, 2006
A variation of 'Shazam!' & exclaimed in the same way when a game turning goal is scored. A way of showing tribute to the great one. Also similar to a pwnt but only used on the field.
by floW XII November 30, 2006