Dan Zermansky

1.(verb) A Dan Zermansky is a massive neek but he is actually quite funny. He has a massive jewfro and a tiny pe........ .....t dead spider. He is also a massive fan of the U.S.S.R

"hey man did you hear about the new kid at school?"
"Yeah apparently he is a real dan zermansky"
"oh I'll make sure to start up the russian revolution 2.0 with him"

by daffyduck420 May 4, 2020

zerran

A sexy person that has too much self confidence and has no friends

Hi my name is zerran!

by Zerran December 19, 2016

Zenan

To consistently, hopelessly and epically fail at something.

John: OMG wheres my wallet?!
Throws bag and stuff on the ground, while stressing over the complication of life and all its problems.
John: Great, i just did a zenan.

John: Hey Smith im outside number 82 where are u?
Smith: Its 28 u idiot!
John: Oh crap, i just did a zenan.

by NoMaNanez February 20, 2009

Zerian

A man to with long hair who sits at his computer all day.

Did you zerian today?
How many times did you zerian today?
How the zeiran are you?

by Cookiesrgood March 26, 2008

John Zerzan

An anarchist writer who holds the most extreme political/social views you have ever heard in your life. A dude who wants humanity to destroy 10,000 years of human advancement and go back to living like cavemen. He writes a zine, has a radio show, and goes on speaking tours to promote "anti-civ" philosophy.

John Zerzan is either a hero or the ultimate troll, depending on who at the infoshop you talk to.

by NoToSectarianism July 18, 2011

zenande

A zenande is an extremely beautiful and intelligent girl and despite what the other stupid and misleading definition says a zenande will only fall for a Nathan when an Andy is nowhere to be found.

It is still being debated if a Zenande likes icecream more than the ocean veiw from a parkbench when a Andy is present.
Zenandes are notorious for disliking anything named Jessica.

Nathan ; Zenande will you go out with me?

Girl ; (without hesitation ) yes

*a Andy walks by

Girl ; Nathan but only as friends/gayfriends(friendzone)

Nathan ; that girl is gorgeous

Andy ;yep...

Nathan ; (wont stop staring)...

Andy ; bud im outta here before we get a restraining order.

Andy ;That girl right there wifeable,she gonna be my girlfriend.

Nathan ;she must be a zenande..

*both continue to stare from the distance Zenande calls the cops

by baddecisionsandcoldfeet July 25, 2019

zeran

Zeran is a word used to describe getting played by someone who presents good intentions with ulterior motives. For example, a person that knows you have feelings for them will take advantage of your feelings and ask you to be in a committed relationship while they keep making plans to get back with multiple exe’s behind your back. Behind closed doors they’ll tell you what you want to hear but they downplay your relationship to their friends, family and the world on social media. When you call them out on their shadiness they turn it back on you and try to make you out to be “crazy”.

“What happened between you two?”

“Oh man, she said she loved me but kept making plans to get back with her ex-husband AND the guy she cheated on her husband with... she totally pulled a zeran so I finally cut her off.”

by Datmoke May 3, 2021