Zenos is actually the secret name for an organisation otherwise referred to as "the sunshine foundation". This organisation is responsible for the commonly known 'sunshine bus' which helps give fun and learning opportunities to downs syndrome suffering children. When people attend Zenos, the children do pretty colourings and use potato prints, so that they can then gain a certificate. This certificate gives an equivalent qualification to a year 6 S.A.T. assessment. Zenos as an organisation is particularly interested in giving children who have affros opportunities.
by A_monk April 27, 2011
If someone gets stressed out bare and crys and tries beating up everyone, then runs home like a batty man.
by ross2thebeat March 14, 2007
The type of fella to grow into unbelievable stature, with sizes ranging from 6 feet to 7 feet. He is the funniest person in every room, there are no exceptions. typically a person with at least 5 inch long fingers, has the ability to lift a whole stalion with a single one. Godly person, achieves every goal he sets.
He must be a Zeno he is 6ft 5.
He heard him coming from a mile away *due to the impct of his steps, left by his huge stompers*
Oh no watch out for that spider, oh wait its just Zenos fingers!
He heard him coming from a mile away *due to the impct of his steps, left by his huge stompers*
Oh no watch out for that spider, oh wait its just Zenos fingers!
by FOOTLONGFINGERS November 21, 2021
The Zeno principle is placed on a member of a group that is always blamed for everything even if it is obvious they did nothing
by Lord_Thicc January 27, 2022
Zeno Zoldyck is the grandfather of Killua from the anime HxH. He is a total badass who is probably not gonna die anytime soon. Not naturally at least.
by Syn8899 February 11, 2021
A paradox in applied philosophy analogous to Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle.
Tenet 1 - Advice or information taken from Zeno at face value will always be wrong.
Tenet 2- Investigation or contestation of any information taken from Zeno will always show it to be correct.
Corollary to Tenet 2- When such a contest is resolved in Zeno's favor (as it always will be) the contesting party will be severely mocked.
Therefore, interaction with Zeno will always result in the interacting party coming away wronged or mocked.
Tenet 1 - Advice or information taken from Zeno at face value will always be wrong.
Tenet 2- Investigation or contestation of any information taken from Zeno will always show it to be correct.
Corollary to Tenet 2- When such a contest is resolved in Zeno's favor (as it always will be) the contesting party will be severely mocked.
Therefore, interaction with Zeno will always result in the interacting party coming away wronged or mocked.
A bargain leather jacket was purchased on the basis of Zeno's insistence that it was real leather. As it turned out, it was not real leather. Forty dollars was lost when a hot fork punctured a whole in it.
But mocking ensued when, despite everyone's doubts and harangues, Zeno's method for estimating hourly television power costs turned out to be completely correct.
According to Tenet 1 of the paradox, if the leather jacket had not been purchased, it would in fact have been real leather.
According to Tenet 2 of the paradox, if Zeno's method for power estimation had not been knocked, the estimates it provided would have been grossly erroneous.
But mocking ensued when, despite everyone's doubts and harangues, Zeno's method for estimating hourly television power costs turned out to be completely correct.
According to Tenet 1 of the paradox, if the leather jacket had not been purchased, it would in fact have been real leather.
According to Tenet 2 of the paradox, if Zeno's method for power estimation had not been knocked, the estimates it provided would have been grossly erroneous.
by Piggus McKenzie November 18, 2004