Zeamk

Retired semi-pro PoE player with over 11 years of experience in the game. Also known as Zeamik. That nickname was given to him by the one and only Boiko Borisov and the CEO of NASA Charles Bolden.

-Who dat?
-Zeamk!

by the golden wolf of Bulgaria October 23, 2018

Zark

An all-purpose expletive coined by the late Douglas Noel Adams for his internationally bestselling science fiction novel "A Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy."

Zark you!
Zark off!
What the zark?

by DNA fan February 7, 2004

Zarky

To become foolishly paranoid.

He's gone all zarky.

by freebeer April 15, 2009

Zerkaa

The least subscribed sidemen who has the greatest beard you can get unlike KSI.

Who is that?
That is Zerkaa

by DESCRIBED January 2, 2021

Zeaket

A troll hunter on Madoran. The only one worth mentioning.

Packing an ego the size of Bumfuckt Egypt.

(Probably be bigger. I'm still mapping!)

Killing anything and everyone.
Skilled in the art of commas.
Grandmaster of smartassery.
Captain of yelling at fucklings in BG's.

Pet Peeves = Saying please, Bad spellers, retards in BG's. (this list is extensive listed top 3)

Zeaket's Current hobby? Fornicating Tirade.

by Tirade. March 11, 2010

Spankin' the Zerk

Ripping an old-style, classic Geno. This term refers to the lax bros living in the Flow Society when they score a goal. To Spank the Zerk, you must be a lax player who rips some nice twine.

Yo bruh toss me the rock wit cha spoon and imma finna be Spankin' the Zerk. Just Spank the Zerk y'all.

by Joes Blows April 18, 2013

Zeake

Zeake is a mystery man. Who knows what is going on in his life? He will keep to himself and may decline questions about his personal life. Ultimately, he can be nice.

Damn, zeake is such a mystery!

by Omgshakira April 4, 2019