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Zam Clam: is the term used, for when a cheesy joke is inserted at the end of a conversation, and everyone involved laughs. often seen at the end of my 80's sitcoms and cartoons.
The origin of the Zam Clam goes as far back as awkward silences have ended conversations. The actual term begins with Kris Straub and Scott kurtz inventing it in their Daily podcast; "The Daily Affirmation" episode number 11
The band of superheros just finished defeating their arch nemesis, the "BARBER" who is made entirely out of scissors
and as they watch the police haul off their captive, one hero exclaims "Well, that was a "Hair Raising" experience."
Everyone Laughs, role credits.

When used by Kris and Scott, one will make the cheesy joke and they will both laugh followed by nonsensical words i.e. (ha ha bling pow wiz blort Zam Clam. all of this was shortened to the term Zam Clam.
by statikpunk July 9, 2007
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a weak dude who sit on the internet trying to find the cheapest penis enlargment
hello I am zam i talk tha shit but cant back it up
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sha-fucking-zam

noun/adjactive
1) being completly and totally sarcastic about somethings coolness

2) something that is that cool
1) oh, yeah, sha-fucking-zam, thats a real cool Geo Metro you got there.

2) sha-fucking-zam, i just hit the jackpot!
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THE REAL ZAM!!!!!!!!!!!!

he is not real i am zam THE REAL ZAM!!!!!!!!!!!!: is just a fake

and zam is not orange but he is red!
MOROT i am zam not u THE REAL ZAM!!!!!!!!!!!!: is a faker i am a shikoty shanker zimothy zmaster lover and hater i am an all out player!
by i am zam March 31, 2003
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zim zam

Phonetic short form of "Do you see what I'm saying?"

Used when the speaker is using eloquent ebonic prose to paint a mental image for the listener.
Lookie heyuh, you fat-neck, bald-face muthuh fuckuh. You ain' fittin' to work my muthuh fuckin' nerve, zim zam?
by abundantmind December 18, 2004
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Zam

Something a noob would do in a game which is incredibly dumb.

Can be used as a noun or an adjective. Past tense "Zammed" and Verb "Zamming" also acceptable to use.
"Did you forget to train your army before war? That's so Zam!"

"Why did that idiot just put a lightning spell on the grass?! Totally Zammed the attack."

"That kids got no clue how to play. He's just zamming it".
by TheOneWhoGotAway February 26, 2017
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zam

the reddest thing on the whole planet.
the protector of all forkoshes
red leader of all ketchup
i am redder than a zam
i am so red i am zam
zam is redder then ketchup
by i am zam February 16, 2003
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