zached

To violently put something/person in its place. Usually resulting in improper functioning of said thing/person.

after playing a particularly frustrating game of halo 2, he got up and with unwavering intention picked up his Xbox and ZACHED it,big time.

by zach ar eye ah January 1, 2009

zachertz

n. zak-urtz Slang for male genital rash. Origin believed to be derived from the colloquial abbreviation of "sac herpe warts" or the informal phonetic pronunciation of "sac hurts". Modern usage applicable to any irritation of the gonads.

Look at Vinny squirm in his seat. He must have some contagious zachertz in his pants.

I banged Phyllis last night. I must have caught some raging zachertz.

Damn, my sac ertz.

By courting Milly, Chip was begging for a second round of the zachertz.

by penguin farmer May 1, 2013

zachbealtv

zachbealtv is when you’re an amazing streamer and you are an amazing person with amazing talent.

You’re so incredible that you’re zachbealtv

by Joestarmoment February 26, 2021

zanchies

When a person has taken Xanax (Alprazolam) and they experience increased appetite.

Yo last night I had the zanchies so hard I woke up at like 3 am randomly and ate a full bag of doritos a quart of icecream and passed back out

by TheFlyingToaster January 7, 2017

Zaching off

When a friend beats his meat and nuts on your blanket

My friend came over and started zaching off on my couch

by Pussyfoot69 August 17, 2017

Zchienett

A friend who always got your back. A friend who'll stay by your side even at your worst. She doesn't have any sweet bones but lately she's being sweet. Maybe she likes me. HAHAHAHAHA JK EWW. A girl who wants to have a boyfriend but too afraid to flirt. Or maybe too lazy?? She even said she's tired even though she's just breathing.

Zchienett is so freaking lazy.

by firstbeans June 7, 2021

Zachery

The most amazing boy in the world. Has amazing eyes. Says the sweetest things that make your knees absolutely weak. When around a Zachery be sure to have an extra shirt! Really likes the color lime green. Likes to strip sometimes. (LOL) Walks to places a lot. Loves DDR and ramen noodles.


Zacherys also love Chealseas.

-Did you see Zachery in the arcade playing DDR yesterday?

-Yeah! He was with Chealsea wasn't he?

by Chealsea Christina October 18, 2008