punch a hole in your man card

a figure of speech used any time a man knowingly does something "semi-manly", or deemed as feminine. The idea is, the more holes you punch, the less "manly" you are.

At the Bar:
Man 1: "I'll have a Newcastle."
Man 2: "I'll have a Jack and Coke."
Man 3: "I'll try a Cosmopolitan."

Man 1 to Man 3: "Make sure you punch a hole in your man card by the time the night is over, you pussy."

On a "guy trip":
Man 1: "Why the fuck are you wearing a fanny pack?"
Man 2: "It holds all my shit"
Man 1 to Man 2: "Punch another hole in your man card for that one, bitch."

by Surf City Bum July 16, 2010

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ladies leave your man at home party

1. A chic party
2. a "bumpin party"

Ryan: dude lets go crash Ally's birthday party tonight
Jiimy: naw dude, that's such a ladies leave your man at home party. Let's go to the bars instead.

Lindsay: Hey guys do you think we should go inside?
Alex: For sure! It sounds like a total ladies leave your man at home party!

by Alexa Pereda May 13, 2009

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tell your man i said boo

this is usually said by a cheating partner as an inside joke to the person he or she is cheating with. it is meant as a joke about popping up and saying boo to the cheating partner's significant other, which obviously can't be done.

"tell your man i said boo. when are you going to leave his broke ass for good so we don't have to sneak around anymore?"

by justin8239 February 17, 2009

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National Grab your mans ass day

A national holiday for the ladies to get a chance to grab their man's ass. Just for you girls to have some sexy fun on April 12th. And guys..be prepared for yo booty to be grabbed ;) Have fun ladies!

Abbreviation: (NGYMAD)

I grabbed my man's ass today for National Grab your mans ass day! lol

by Waffles The Goat April 12, 2018

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