show your ass

making yourself look like a jackass or an asshole, being a dick. embarrassing yourself or the people you are with in public or in front of other people, usually by doing something socially unacceptable. exposing your true colors in a negative way. also, having a nasty attitude in a public setting.

When my husband started that argument, yelling all our personal business while we were out in the street, he didn't do anything but show his ass to the neighbors.

when you decided to dance with that tramp instead of your girlfriend, that's when you decided to show your ass.

by Viral_Insanity April 28, 2010

do your ass

lose most, if not all, of money you have gambled or risked

The longer you play the slot machines the more certain it becomes that you will do your ass.

by yorrick hunt January 27, 2008

Kick Your Ass

1. To beat the hell out out of somebody, you don't have to literally kick them in the ass.
2. Famous threat used by Hank hill.

Example 1
Keep talking shit and Im gonna kick your ass!
Example 2
Hank: Dang it Dale I'm gonna kick your ass.

by Cool Guy November 11, 2018

Showing your ass

To make a scene or a spectacle of yourself sometimes in an obnoxious or uncouth way.

The reason why I don't want to hang with you anymore cause you like showing your ass everywhere we go.

If you get drunk at the club and start showing your ass I'm gonna leave your ass there.

by Mackendeez June 11, 2018

shut your ass

To express astonished disbelief at what is being said (especially gossip).

Penny: Try thinking about this... Sheldon and Amy had sex!
Raj: Shut your ass!

by Spaz111 May 04, 2011

Your ass is grass

1.You're dead fool.
2.You better watch it cuz you don't know who you are messing with.

Joe: You are a slut.
Stacey: Say it again and your ass is grass.

by rebel27 December 18, 2008

Foot in your Ass

The primary parenting method employed by Red Foreman and other father figures with an infinite, lifetime supply of Win at their disposal.

"Might I suggest the Footing of your Ass?"

"You know what else is hot? My foot in your ass."

"You're ABOUT to read a book that my FOOT wrote. It's called, 'On the Road to Being in your ASS'."

by cr8s April 29, 2012