Sexiest Egyptian alive. Will surely drop all the ladies jaws in astonishment due to his incredibly good looks. Females have no choice other than bending over in front of him.
Oh god is that Yousef! Why do I have the sudden urge of wanting to suck him off?! There's nothing else to say, he's amazing.
by Skater1000 January 29, 2014
Get the Yousef mug.A Youseff is a creepy paedophile egytian, commonly found in the bushes outside your house wearing nothing but a creepy smile that no-one is really all that comfortable with. Youseff's are known to keep Hit Lists of their enemies and will add you to it for even recoiling in horror at his stench. If confronted by a Youseff, run. Fast. As far away as your legs will take you without breaking off. Even then, crawl, till your hands are bloody stumps. If escaped is not possible, a highly recommended defence is to play the song "Walk Like An Egyptian", this will cause a Youseff to fall into a trance like state of walking like an egytian. Use this time to escape. The reward for killing a Youseff is $5.50 or two Asian sex slaves.
"Ah, what the fuck is that....Its hurting my eyes....ah fuck it's a Youseff, shit, where's my Ipod!?!?"
by Peter Reynes September 18, 2008
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In Arabic origins, it means greatest man in the world. Ruler of all, and Sultan of Olympian High School.
The Pope, King Richard, Sultan Suliemon The Magnificiant and Yosef Alemi were the worlds greatest rulers.
by Abrahim Azia April 21, 2008
Get the Yosef mug.Someone who is very handsome. Any one who sees Yoosuf can't take their eyes off him. He is a kind hearted person and is very generous. He is the youngest sibling but not spoiled.
by cool guy 25 November 9, 2021
Get the Yoosuf mug.A Yonseff is a terrible nickname of Youseff he likes people who do weird faces and will chase you around if you bully a pop cat and loves crazy kids every day hell come up to you and you have to do a weird face or else something bad will happen and he makes sure your not sinning around even in the toilet like bro cant give people a break.
by A1zamemer March 6, 2023
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