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The creator of all insane cool things, giving him/her the status of the coolest being ever known to exist. Has the biggest dick ever, more than any registered registered Tylers out there. Usually carry's around the biggest bombs, imagine (Osama + 911) x 20. Has insane gaming skills too, and has huge handles in basketball.
Yoosef was really cool
Yoosef by Yoosef June 28, 2017
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A kindhearted boy who is nice but can v
Be annoying but he always makes you laugh and puts a smile on your face and make your day. He is sometimes very cute.
Yosef:Hi everyone
Ciara:Hello
Yosef:You look cute today
Ciara:Thank you
Ciara-thinks:He is cute and so nice
Related Words
Yoosef • Yousef • yosef • Yossef • Yoosuf • Yoose • Yooseven • Youseff • yousefism • Yousefnator
A Yosef is a tall yet funny guy. At first glance, he may seem shy, but once you get to know him, he will be the guy you always want to be with. Is he handsome? maybe haha it's up to you. He may not always tell you how he feels, but he always makes sure he will make you happy, or he will always try to make it up to you. Talking with Yosef will always be fun as he makes sure he will make you happy in any way he can. Hurting a Yosef will be a huge mistake. He will not tell anyone his problems unless he is close to you. Having a Yosef in your life is a great blessing. Don't ever try to hurt him or I will be the one that will hurt you back.

Most commonly their zodiac sign is a Taurus.
A Yosef will always be the guy that will always try to make you happy.
If you have a guy like Yosef, you're lucky!
Yosef by acy05 July 9, 2021
Handsome guy, this guy seriously NEEDS anger management, the most kind heart when relaxed, hell breaks loose when angry, sexy guy though
Friend: Hey focus bro
Yousef: stfu I’m explaining, you know what get tf outta my room you piece of shit
Yousef by Zobb5aneeth February 14, 2020
Absolute sex god. Man with many wives. All the ladies flock to him but he stays cool, calm, and collected.
“Damn Yosef, you got all the hoes”
“Chill, vibe”
Yosef by Skelot JR. February 1, 2019
A super nice Kid that's insanely good at every video game. Drinks a lot of coffee and has the most mind boggling luck. Plays a lot of League of Legends and Super Smash Bros. Also gives really good relationship advice, and most of his friends are female. Probably would be your best friend if you've known him since Kindergarten. Also likes to only go Ocean and Mage in TFT. If you are best friends, you will outmatch each other in almost every game, like Naruto and Sasuke
Example 1: "Man, are you a Yossef or something? Because that RNG is insane!"
Example 2: "I'm having trouble with my crush again, I really wish I had a Yossef to talk to."
Example 3: "My best friend is a Yossef, I've known him since I was 5!"
Example 4: <3-Ken
Yossef by KenKenAgain25 January 15, 2020
(Noun) The most good looking palestinian out there. A prince, strong, amazing, sexy as hell and an amazing lover. Overall an outstanding person, and a perfect boyfriend especially.
Yousef is my boyfriend, so you know what that means; I have the best.
Yousef by laanniiee February 13, 2010
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