Yonk

someone who’s so painfully wrong and stupid

nivid is being such a yonk tonight

by swagabelly March 17, 2022

yonk

a long period of time

I waited at the restaurant for him for yonks and yonks

by melissa May 26, 2003

Yonking

To expose ones self to young female coworkers while they are using the copy machine

Eric is totally yonking that new intern

by coolio1981 February 03, 2010

yonked

a word used to describe the feeling of tripping on a hallucinogen such as LSD, shrooms, Ayahuasca, etc.

No I can't go to the fundraising event, I'm fuckin yonked out of my mind.

by Toe Knee226 February 19, 2014

yonked

throwing an object or words

'dude last night i yonked my controller while playing'

or: 'stop yonking bullshit around with that filthy mouth of yours'

by bbyyil February 08, 2021

Yonk

To defeat an opponent in the most awesome way possible. To truly yonk someone or something is to leave potential spectators in awe with jaws firmly dropped.

Oh my gosh, did you see the finale of Avatar the Last Airbender? Spoilers Aang totally yonked the fire lord!

by Leaf Surlevent May 23, 2022

Yonk

Another way to say “let’s go” and a way to express happiness, started by the great streamer Paul

I won! Yonk Yonk

by Lightindahouse August 04, 2023