Yonking

To expose ones self to young female coworkers while they are using the copy machine

Eric is totally yonking that new intern

by coolio1981 February 3, 2010

yonks

A long time - too long to contemplate!

The quote in Floyd is closer to this: 'I've been mad for fucking years, absolutely years, I've been over the edge for yonks; it's working with bands so long, I think - crikey!'

by AKJH December 25, 2007

Yonk

Another way to say “let’s go” and a way to express happiness, started by the great streamer Paul

I won! Yonk Yonk

by Lightindahouse August 3, 2023

Yonk

To defeat an opponent in the most awesome way possible. To truly yonk someone or something is to leave potential spectators in awe with jaws firmly dropped.

Oh my gosh, did you see the finale of Avatar the Last Airbender? Spoilers Aang totally yonked the fire lord!

by Leaf Surlevent May 22, 2022

Yonk

v. To thump one squarely in the nose
n. A square thump to the nose

The metric of a powerful yonk lies not in the force behind the blow, but in how yonked the recipient feels.
To feel yonked is to feel put in one's place.

Christ delivered the squarest and mightiest yonk when He put sin squarely in its place.

Richard, in the name of the weed that killed Tupac I will yonk you for this!

by Ganderschplaf the Gray December 2, 2018

Yonke

Slang in Spanish Spanglish meaning "junk"

No queremos yonke en este parque!
We don't and yonke in this park! We wanna keep our barrio clean with no yonke homie!

by CMV1997 May 8, 2006

Yonk

A multifaceted word that can be used in nearly any circumstance to describe the current situation. (Adj./V.)

Finna go get yonked tonight bruh.
Gucci, I've already had like 4 drinks!

Bruh, I would yonk those hoes.
Chill out those are my sisters!

That dude is so yonked.

I see him at the gym every day.

by Quintonomous July 19, 2016