Yenternet

World-wide network of gossip, libel, and stories that are false, grossly exaggerated or trivial.
Derived from the Yiddish word for a gossip yenta yente and Internet.

Cable news says the President has six women chained up in his penthouse

but it's just another Yenternet story.

by SingingRabbi November 22, 2016

Yesterday's Gravy

Old news; something that has fallen out of trend

Stranger 1: "Hey! Did you hear about that movie that came out last Friday?!"

Stranger 2: "That's yesterday's gravy bro."

by Hellbound Harry March 30, 2015

Yeeterman

Somebody who is worthy of carrying the title yeet. A yeeterman is a figure in which people look up to. A role model, saviour or other positive figure.

Guy 1: Did you see Billy today? I can't believe that he got our homework assignments cancelled by convincing the instructor that they are not worthwhile.

Guy 2: yeah he's a total yeeterman.

Guy 1: Y E E T

by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 February 3, 2019

yeeterade

The Gatorade that is drank by dank teams and legendary players, often in basketball.

Guy 1: My god, did you see LeBron James?
Guy 2: Yeah, that guy is on some serious yeeterade.

by Chance4Doom November 27, 2018

Yesternight

Last Night.
Yesterday Night.

Dude, Mark got so shitfaced yesternight, I think he went home with that gay guy James.

by ZACH BAMF June 23, 2008

I'll call you yesterday

A sarcastic phrase used to signify that you actually won't call or interact with someone in the future. The phrase implies that you would have theoretically called them "yesterday" if you really cared. This phrase is primarily used a means of blowing someone off.

Jim: So did you meet up with that girl you got coffee with last week?

Nick: Nah, she blew me off and never texted back after. It was an "I'll call you yesterday" type of situation.

by FrenchOnion May 18, 2020

Grand Master Supreme Yeeter

The largest title a Yeeter can aquire. Only Veteran Yeeters who live by the Yeet code have a chance of being selected for this poition.

Oh Did you hear about Flamezy? He became Grand Master Supreme Yeeter yesterday, we must yeet him something.

by Hast__e June 6, 2018