English version of the Hebrew word YHWH, which translates into 'I am'. Jews refer to their God as Yahweh, is the same god that Christians and Muslims believe in.
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by Hewitt McGrill August 16, 2004
Get the Yahweh mug.A group of people operating in youtube, encyclopedia dramatica, and other social websites. Accused of targeting children, disabled people, African-Americans, and those of the Jewish religion. Also, they have posted videos containing death threats, bomb threats, and posting offensive material to underaged people. Over 200 accounts have been banned with the people associated with the Yahweh clan. Most likely includes only more than twenty people creating accounts over and over again after being banned. Most of all, they have harrased people with mental issues to the point of suicide. An example of how Encyclopedia Dramatica is being abused by users who aren't just in for 'teh lolz'.
"Someone just posted my address and phone number on ED, please help me"
"A bunch of people are commenting on your user page, I think the Yahweh Clan is targetting you"
"A bunch of people are commenting on your user page, I think the Yahweh Clan is targetting you"
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by Dave April 4, 2004
Get the yahweh mug.The traditional Hebrew name for the Judeo-Christian god from the Jewish Torah and the Old Testament of the Christian bible.
While superficially glorified by scripture, he can be characterized by his actions as one of the most supremely douchy characters in all of western literature and theology. A few of his more characteristic actions were the demand for genocide by his followers, the demand for his followers to kill their own children, the encouragement of slavery and subjugation of women, the demand that his followers must simultaneously love and fear him, and psychotic bets made with the devil (whom he never could be bothered to kill) at the expense of his creations. Once, in a dick move of the highest order, he murdered the entire population of the earth with a massive flood because he was pissed off at them for being exactly the way he made them. It should also be noted that while supposedly omnipotent, the character demonstrates an extremely neurotic personality (leading some theologians to conclude he had a Jewish mother). This personality can be demonstrated by his obsession with the worship and adoration of others. Today, one might think it slightly pathetic for a creator to seek validation of his own superiority from his creations, but apparently this idea never occurred to him (despite his theoretically infinite intelligence and wisdom). For all of these reasons and more we can think of him simply as a dick hole of (quite literally) biblical proportions.
While superficially glorified by scripture, he can be characterized by his actions as one of the most supremely douchy characters in all of western literature and theology. A few of his more characteristic actions were the demand for genocide by his followers, the demand for his followers to kill their own children, the encouragement of slavery and subjugation of women, the demand that his followers must simultaneously love and fear him, and psychotic bets made with the devil (whom he never could be bothered to kill) at the expense of his creations. Once, in a dick move of the highest order, he murdered the entire population of the earth with a massive flood because he was pissed off at them for being exactly the way he made them. It should also be noted that while supposedly omnipotent, the character demonstrates an extremely neurotic personality (leading some theologians to conclude he had a Jewish mother). This personality can be demonstrated by his obsession with the worship and adoration of others. Today, one might think it slightly pathetic for a creator to seek validation of his own superiority from his creations, but apparently this idea never occurred to him (despite his theoretically infinite intelligence and wisdom). For all of these reasons and more we can think of him simply as a dick hole of (quite literally) biblical proportions.
Praying man: "Blessed God, full of Grace"...
Heckler: "What God you praying to there friend? Wouldn't happen to be Yahweh, would it?"
Praying man: "Yeah, do you mind?"
Heckler: "No, all the same to me. But you do know he is a mass-murdering psychotic dictator, right?"
Praying Man: "That's not true, he loves us!"
Heckler: "Like a rapist loves his victims maybe..."
Heckler: "What God you praying to there friend? Wouldn't happen to be Yahweh, would it?"
Praying man: "Yeah, do you mind?"
Heckler: "No, all the same to me. But you do know he is a mass-murdering psychotic dictator, right?"
Praying Man: "That's not true, he loves us!"
Heckler: "Like a rapist loves his victims maybe..."
by The Pseudo-Saint October 5, 2010
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A church very popular on youtube with over 100000 subscribers, they believe in both the Old and New testaments and revere the Holy Name of the Heavenly Father, Yahweh. They also proclaim the Son, Yahshua, a name meaning, “Yahweh is salvation.” They believe that both obedience to the Word and faith in the Messiah are critical. They look to our Savior for salvation, realizing that only through Him do we find redemption and forgiveness of sins. They also observe the seventh-day Sabbath along with the seven annual Feast days. They are located in Holts Summit, MO a city near the capital of Missouri. Where they do daily sabbath and livestreams for there youtube channel.
John: “Emma have you watched Yahweh’s restorations ministry on youtube.”
Emma: “yes I love there videos. Yahweh’s Restoration ministry teaches about the both testaments, and helps me understand the bible.”
Emma: “yes I love there videos. Yahweh’s Restoration ministry teaches about the both testaments, and helps me understand the bible.”
by John Abendana January 14, 2021
Get the Yahweh’s Restoration ministry mug.Similar to a Joseph's Cuckold, the Yahweh Three Way is when the Christian deity decides to let his son be born through a woman on earth - a woman in a relationship where there are now three parties involved. Seen as either the cornerstone of Christianity, or blatant bullshit
I was shocked to find out my wife has been engaging in a Yahweh Three Way, without my knowledge. Some folks have been laughing behind my back, but it's okay... at least I will be the father of a demigod
by laserswordofdeath +3 September 8, 2016
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