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yardifacts

Front yard clutter which can include eccentric statues, lawn gnomes, wind spinners and the ubiquitous pink plastic flamingo. The modern day manifestation of marking your territory as a warning to competing tribes. Depending on who you are, it's either eye candy or an eye sore.
Me: "My yardifacts aren't *quite* whitetrash enough. Think I'll go buy another value pack of 100 plastic flamingos!"

Archaeologist 1000 years from now: "ZOMG look at all these yardifacts. No wonder these people became extinct."
by <|crayon| April 18, 2009
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Yarding

driving through people's yards with your vehicle

pretty much drifting trees and ravaging shrubs

fun way to pass the time if you live in a small town

best vehicles to use are those you don't give a shit about

YARD HARD.
"I know who ran through my yard and its not cool. I spent good money for 2 apple trees that are dead now. I would suggest you get a new hobby. You also didnt happen to see my deer cameras in my yard that took your photograph. I would advise you not to run though my yard again. " - local mother

"damn, i love yarding." - all yard harders.
by originally4cylinder December 31, 2011
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Yandi

The boys decided to ostracise Kev, as he had once again forgotten to bring the yandi.
or
My addiction has got to the point that I cannot empty my bowels without smoking a yandi.
by Sik.az.dik July 24, 2016
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Yaundice

Gain the effects and symptoms of jaundice during a yawn.
Man I think I have Yaundice, I've turned yellow while yawning like 5 times today.
by mflareman January 12, 2021
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yardie bone

A large cock. This phrase was popularized by the Sean Paul song of the same name featuring Wayne Marshall. Yardi refers to locals, or sometimes jail-cell pals (as in "jail yard"). Double entendre here since yardie also can mean one yard long, i.e. a 36-inch monster boner.
Dem say dey bawlin' for mi yardie bone, me give it dem all night.
by Papi Chulo Chancho February 5, 2008
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Yardi

The word Yardi is a Jamaican/Carribean word for Homie. Particularly used when addressing someone who was born or raised in the same area the speaker was.
Mi have mani yardis back in Kingston
by Karrlos September 30, 2005
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Yandina

A quaint town located on the Sunshine Coast in Queensland, Australia. Yandina's local people are affectionally known as 'yandykes' or alternatively, 'yandigenous'.
The yandigenous people choose to enter battle in full regalia of flannos, stubbies and double pluggers all purchased from the nambour Big W. Most will be enebriated by the four x consumed at the 'Yandina Pub', a well known hang out to those on the dole.

Yandina is home to a diverse range of people from market going hippies to school drop outs who can be found down at the local skate park.
Yandina is also home to the Ginger Factory, however, this is a place solely for tourists and those who enjoy ginger.

Yandina is a great place to visit if you are interested in learning more about the bogan culture.
'Wow, that girl is way bogan...'
'Yeah, she must be from Yandina...'
'Totally Yandigenous!'
by ellaplease_x October 24, 2009
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