Yapologist

Someone who yaps so damn much they could make a career out of it

“And then I was like-“
“Shut the hell up. You’re a yapologist for Christ’s sake. D1 at yapping.”

by Random_ahh October 2, 2023

ultra yapper

A canine whose shrill yapping is so painfully penetrating and unrelenting that your typical devoted love of dogs is momentarily interrupted.

The little dog next door is such a 24-7 ultra yapper that many of our immediate neighbors have considered hiring a dog kidnapping specialist to find him a more suitable and distant home.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 9, 2019

yahpoon

A generally homely girl easily scored off a yahoo chat room for sexual purposes

Dude, I hooked another piece of yahpoon last night damn she was a beast but she swallowed.

by Nedsickle October 2, 2007

yeappoo

Yeappoo is a word used mainly in texting. It is a combination of yea, yep, and cool. Pronounced: yeahp-oh

Person you’re texting: that’s cool
You: yeappoo

by JoeyGProductions January 14, 2018

Yappitoff

A novel and humane electronic device that when pointed at the neighborhood dog will silence the little yapper for up to six hours at a time.

I’m really not sure how Yappitoff works, but in the push of a button the yapping little monster next door is suddenly just sitting there smiling this super weird smile - and it lasts long enough for us to get some sleep!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 13, 2021

yapmonster

A term reserved for what is usually a neglected canine whose pathetic constant yapping has terrorized the neighborhood.

I have a plan to kidnap and relocate that little yapmonster and place him with someone who will actually care about the little sweetheart!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 16, 2021

yapdog

A term reserved for a canine who is unable to stop it’s near-constant barking, a behavior usually spawned by neglect.

I had hoped she would find a little lapdog but she has sadly created a yapdog!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 16, 2021