Someone who studies the art and science of yapping intensively; someone who yaps a lot to the point where they know much of the science and art of yapping.
Someone (usually one with authority) who is exceptionally skilled at yapping and boring anyone out, even people with the best attention spans. They usually have something important to talk about, and usually end up speaking about something way off topic.
He's such a yappologist - he will turn any 10-second explanation into a full blown TED talk.
Stellen: I'm so gay my bitch is gay yada yada yada yada booga booga boo Jackson: Stfu you Yapologist
Stellen: you best quit yapping before I suck your dick
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*