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yappologist 

bitch who wont stop yapping
bro is a full time yappologist
yappologist by hasnendnrndn October 18, 2023
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yappologist 

Someone who studies the art and science of yapping intensively; someone who yaps a lot to the point where they know much of the science and art of yapping.
P1: Why is P3 talking so much?
P2: It's because he's a professional yappologist.
P3: Yapping
yappologist by lmaolmao3500 October 23, 2023

Yappologist

Someone (usually one with authority) who is exceptionally skilled at yapping and boring anyone out, even people with the best attention spans. They usually have something important to talk about, and usually end up speaking about something way off topic.
He's such a yappologist - he will turn any 10-second explanation into a full blown TED talk.
Yappologist by Abobbyaslan April 9, 2026

Yapologist 

Someone who yaps so damn much they could make a career out of it
“And then I was like-“
“Shut the hell up. You’re a yapologist for Christ’s sake. D1 at yapping.”
Yapologist by Random_ahh October 2, 2023

Yapologist 

Someone who doesn't know when to stop yapping
Stellen: I'm so gay my bitch is gay yada yada yada yada booga booga boo
Jackson: Stfu you Yapologist
Stellen: you best quit yapping before I suck your dick
Yapologist by Chris, October 8, 2023

Yahologist 

An adherent of Yahology.
If you believe in Yahology, then you are a Yahologist.
Yahologist by Coach Kirby February 11, 2021

Yarnologist

A person who is proficient in working with yarn. Typically someone who knits or crochets.
Would you like to hire my friend to make that blanket for you? They are a great Yarnologist.
Yarnologist by HardPass June 14, 2022
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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A)
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B)
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A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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