xylophoner

when a male gets an erection while listening to, playing, or just in the presence of a xylophone

When rizwan was playing the xylophone, Alan walked in naked and rizwan got a xylophoner

by TheGrandWizardFromAlabama May 11, 2012

xylophone

The only word anyone knows that begins in 'x'.

"X is for...um...xylophone,..yeah that's it".

by Evan May June 6, 2005

xylophone buggery

When somebody is 'buggered' by an xylophone
when somebody has sex with an xylophone

lets go to a music lesson ill sit here on this xylophone ......... oh yeah
im horny and the only thing i have is an xylophone ;)

by Michael July 26, 2004

Xylophone Fuckery

A word that relates to the act of mischief, foolery, acting retarded.

"What kind of xylophone fuckery are those two twits up to now?"

by RandyL October 16, 2003

Playing the xylophone

When a man smacks his penis against a very skinny (must have ribcage showing) girl's ribcage.
Originates from the term xylophone for an anorexic girl.

"Dude, I played her xylophone last night"
"Im playing her xylophone later"
"May I play your xylophone?"
"I think with her I'd be playing the xylophone"

by Borthwick March 16, 2009

Xylophone

A melodic percussion instrument made of resonators and wooden keys with a chromatic scale. Mallets are used to strike the keys.

The Nazareth Blue Eagle marching band has rockin Xylophone players!

by kreeta March 31, 2004

xylophone

A slang term used within the pro-ana community to describe the visibility of a female's chest / sternum bones due to extreme thinness.

Interchangeable with "xylobone."

"That low-cut dress really shows off your xylophone."

"That model was so skinny, all I could look at was her xylophone."

by NatashaSP January 20, 2009