What would Jesus do for a Klondike bar.
by Luke January 30, 2003
Get the WWJD mug.Stands for "What Would Jesus Do?", where "Jesus" refers to Jesus of Nazareth (see New Testament). Often printed on cheap bracelets or along the length of lanyards.
Articles with "WWJD?" are worn by Christians to promote and/or reflect the idea that in times of conflict or moral dilemna, one should speculate (based on the teachings and behaviors described in the Gospels) what Jesus would probably have done in the given situation.
Articles with "WWJD?" are worn by Christians to promote and/or reflect the idea that in times of conflict or moral dilemna, one should speculate (based on the teachings and behaviors described in the Gospels) what Jesus would probably have done in the given situation.
"I'm not sure if I should write this webpage script in Perl, Java or PHP. Hmm, What Would Jesus do?"
"WWJD? Well for starters, he probably wouldn't purchase and wear tacky jewelry."
"Why is exclaiming 'Jesus Christ!' considered taking the Lord's name in vain, but wearing tacky 'WWJD?' jewelry isn't?"
"WWJD? Well for starters, he probably wouldn't purchase and wear tacky jewelry."
"Why is exclaiming 'Jesus Christ!' considered taking the Lord's name in vain, but wearing tacky 'WWJD?' jewelry isn't?"
by Bill M. July 30, 2004
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What Would Master Chief Do? When stuck in a life-threatening, impossible situation with no realistic plausible means of escape, only a plan thought up by Master Chief would work.
Example #1
Marine 1: Ok, we are stuck behind enemy lines with no ammo and virtually no chance of survival...
Marine 2: We need a plan.... WWMCD?
Example #2
whenever Chuck Norris is in a tough situation he thinks to himself......WWMCD???
Marine 1: Ok, we are stuck behind enemy lines with no ammo and virtually no chance of survival...
Marine 2: We need a plan.... WWMCD?
Example #2
whenever Chuck Norris is in a tough situation he thinks to himself......WWMCD???
by THE KARP August 30, 2009
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Used when one wonders what James Bond would do if he was in that particular situation be it difficult, humorous, strenuous, easy etc.
Used when one wonders what James Bond would do if he was in that particular situation be it difficult, humorous, strenuous, easy etc.
You're tied to a chair and are being whacked in the balls with a rope by some creepy looking dude.
WWJBD?!
He'd laugh his ass off and inform the dude that the whole world's gonna know he died scratching his balls.
etc
WWJBD?!
He'd laugh his ass off and inform the dude that the whole world's gonna know he died scratching his balls.
etc
by anothergenericusername May 10, 2009
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by Amolo January 28, 2006
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just think:
What Would Louis Chatburn Do?
and you'll have your answer
just think:
What Would Louis Chatburn Do?
and you'll have your answer
Man #1 - Oh no! my girlfriend just dumped me.. what do i do?..
Man #2 - WWLCD?
Man #1 - Sweet! I'm gonna go round and kill her!
Man #2 - WWLCD?
Man #1 - Sweet! I'm gonna go round and kill her!
by The XIVth May 10, 2009
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