waffle colored

Light-skinned.

Drake is usually described as being "waffle colored".

by CakeCakeCakeCake October 23, 2013

Wankers Waffle

Someone who attempts to act extremely intelligent, but instead ends up waffling and using words in the wrong context.

"The writer uses words to determine your mind and is not controversial to see the amazing use of ...ummm..."
"What a load of Wankers Waffle!"

by -JollyGoodShow- April 26, 2014

Gut Waffle

A healthy poop that comes out in the shape of ones intestines.

Hang on honey I have to go pork out a gut waffle.

by Fxst1977 August 2, 2016

Soft Waffle

When a man who is very intoxicated (often off of large quantities of Whiskey) attempts to have intercourse with a woman in the doggy-style position, but finding that his penis is too flaccid for penetration, just ends up undulating the limp penis in-between the woman's butt checks.

"After buying him 3 or 4 Fire Ball shots, all I got was a soft waffle."

"Nothing ruins a good night like a soft waffle-ing."

"At first I thought he was really hot, but he just turned out to be a no good Soft Waffler."

by bfastchamp August 30, 2013

Wenis Waffle

A petite skewer crafted from an individuals elbow and a wet soggy waffle.

A man sniffles, and tears roll down his war torn face. Only one phrase escapes his lips as he faces the wife he will never see again. “Wenis Waffle.”

by Dawg5000 May 7, 2019

WaffleGrain

WaffleGrain is a nice kind hearted person that's always is there for his friends and never lets anyone down but is really bipolar and over thinks things a lot to cause him or she to panic.

When you go down in zombies you know WaffleGrain will get you back up and ready to go!

by Marcus Schaeffer February 21, 2018

Melvin Waffle

The process of sitting bare ass upon a tennis racket, most commonly while driving, untill an acceptable waffle shaped welt is prominent and then exhibited to passing motorists.

Before I Melvin Waffled that Dodge Charger, I didnt know they were used for undercover work by the Algonquin police department.

by Keegan O'Brien July 1, 2008