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i wrote this song

Twinkle, twinkle, Patrick Star
I made myself a sandwich
My mommy named it Fred
It tastes like beans and bacon
And smells like it's been dead

Writing stuff is hard so I use a pointy pencil
Pointy pointy pointy, pointy pointy point
P.U., what's that horrible smell?

Drum solo!

I have a head, that ends in a point
Pointy pointy pointy, pointy pointy point
This song is over, except for this line:
You win this round
Broccoli
"Twinkle, twinkle, Patrick Star
I made myself a sandwich
My mommy named it Fred
It tastes like beans and bacon
And smells like it's been dead

Writing stuff is hard so I use a pointy pencil
Pointy pointy pointy, pointy pointy point
P.U., what's that horrible smell?

Drum solo!

I have a head, that ends in a point
Pointy pointy pointy, pointy pointy point
This song is over, except for this line:
You win this round
Broccoli"
i wrote this song - patrick star
by CrypticMemory May 6, 2020
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Wronker

A paper instrument, used to smoke cannabis and other herbal substances AKA spliff or joint (and wronkstaff/Wronk)
"mate, that is a fat wronker"
"skin up a fat wronker bud"
by Geoff and Stu March 14, 2006
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Wront

The past tense of something Ron Weasley did, or an overall word to describe Ron Weasley's actions. When used to describe the actions of others, it is about an action similar to that Ron Weasley would do. Basically always relevant when the action has something to do with Ron Weasley.
Hermione: You really wront when you ran from that spider, Harry.
Harry: But Ron wront more when he stole his dad's car last week.
Ron: I wront do a thing like that ever again.
by Wrontald Weasley December 13, 2010
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Wronkey

A word describing something that is wrong, messed up, nasty, etc. Similar to 'Ratchet' but worse.
Friend 1: That girl's body is bangin'.

Friend 2: Yeah, but her face is straight wronkey, bro.
by Griffers and Mich January 9, 2013
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That's all she wrote

used to indicate the abrupt termination of something
They kicked his ass. That's all she wrote.
by The Return of Light Joker March 10, 2009
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wrote a check your ass cant cash

you just wrote a check your ass cant cash
by tornado947 March 24, 2003
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