The most worthy successor to the Jeep Wrangler TJ (1997-2006 may she R.I.P.). The Jeep Wrangler JK (2007+) is, to put it simply: a trail BEAST! The top of the line (JK Rubicon) has dual Dana 44 axles, a front sway bar disconnect, factory axle lockers, and BFGoodrich Mud Terrain tires. Many will argue, some will disagree...but ALL must recognize the skill of this vehicle. Oh yeah, and by the way...this thing straight owns the Toyota FJ Cruiser, Nissan Xterra, Ford Explorer, and Land Rover LR2. You want to get your wheel on? Do it in a JK. Tu sabes?
"I was thinkin' about buying a Nissan Xterra to go wheelin' with my boys, but then I realized that they would call me a poser and throw sand in my eyes, so I threw down on a JK Wrangler instead.
by Russ D October 23, 2007
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A recruiter for talent in technical fields. Especially an overly attractive and savvy person who stands out from their clientele.
If someone in the software programming user group is too good looking, chances are they're a nerd wrangler.
by rossirossi August 25, 2010
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Guy #1: FUCKING HELL!!!!! STUPID FUCKING APP!!! DELETED!!!
Guy #2: Calm down, no need to app wrangle so hard.
Guy #2: Calm down, no need to app wrangle so hard.
by Lamp Shade May 1, 2014
Get the App Wrangle mug.Fractal wrongness is the state of being wrong at every conceivable scale of resolution.
That is, from a distance, a fractally wrong person's worldview is incorrect; and furthermore, if you focus on any small part of that person's worldview, that part is just as wrong as the whole worldview.
That is, from a distance, a fractally wrong person's worldview is incorrect; and furthermore, if you focus on any small part of that person's worldview, that part is just as wrong as the whole worldview.
Person 1: I just came back from a debate with someone who suffered from fractal wrongness.
Person 2: What do you mean?
Person 1: No matter what he said, it was utterly wrong.
Person 2: What do you mean?
Person 1: No matter what he said, it was utterly wrong.
by C.E.S. January 12, 2014
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It is unnecessary to say licence after a wrangler strangler because it is understood that the 'strangler' cannot be strangled.
The phrase was coined by a small group of Bronx teens in the early 2010s.
*Please don't seriously strangle your friends, that's rude*
It is unnecessary to say licence after a wrangler strangler because it is understood that the 'strangler' cannot be strangled.
The phrase was coined by a small group of Bronx teens in the early 2010s.
*Please don't seriously strangle your friends, that's rude*
(Jeep Wrangler drives by)
Toni: Wrangler strangler!
(Strangles Steph)
Stephanie: Wrangler strangler!
(Strangles Donna)
Donna: Bitch!
Toni: Wrangler strangler!
(Strangles Steph)
Stephanie: Wrangler strangler!
(Strangles Donna)
Donna: Bitch!
by That White Sauce February 2, 2013
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A person who is usually in control of a situation, and thinks clearly in sudden, dire situations.
A person that remains organized and calm in the line of fire.
A person who is usually in control of a situation, and thinks clearly in sudden, dire situations.
A person that remains organized and calm in the line of fire.
by squirrlgrrl May 5, 2011
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