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Italian Wristwatch 

The act of taking one's penis and wrapping it around his own wrist, to where the head is tucked back out of sight. In doing so, you have the fashionable appearance of a fleshy watch band. Perhaps it should be called the Italian bracelet, but it is more of a counter to the Irish wristwatch.
Once again, Jeff texted me a picture of his Italian wristwatch. It is right on time every Monday morning
Italian Wristwatch by Jeffh October 8, 2013
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Riverton Wristwatch

When receiving a hand job, the man's ejaculate lands on the female's wrist and, by gravity, runs around her wrist. This creates the look of a white band on the woman's wrist. Popular because it normally requires just 2 to 4 ropes.
I remember in seventh grade at the movies Courtney gave me a handjob. I came so quickly, she got a Riverton Wristwatch.
I'll never forget the Riverton Wristwatch I gave her after a nice HJ.

Irish wristwatch 

The act of taking your cock and balls and wrapping them around your wrist
Yo I got so high last night that I gave myself an Irish wristwatch
Irish wristwatch by Dan V and Nicky g September 15, 2020

Texas Wristwatch 

Wrapping your penis around your arm and showing people.
I was the YMCA last night, and I pulled out a Texas Wristwatch in front of all these kids!
Texas Wristwatch by Nick December 12, 2003

irish wristwatch 

One of the many words in the english language that you can not say without sounding like an idiot.
'Dude! Try and say Irish Rishwatsh!' 'Whaaat?' 'Irish... Wristwatch.. IRISH WRISTWATCH'
irish wristwatch by km_2002 February 11, 2009

Columbian wristwatch 

A way the cartel shows you don't try to fuck them. First, they slit your wrist, then they stick your dick in your wrist to slow down the bleeding. Every few minutes they pull your dick out and "find out what time it is" then put it back before you bleed out too much. It's a slow death.
Chris tried to fuck the Colombians over so they gave him a new Columbian wristwatch.

Colombian wristwatch 

The cartel slits your wrist then cuts your dick off and sticks it in your wrist.
The Colombians offered Mike Mike a deal, he could have a Colombian necktie or he could have a Colombian wristwatch. Mike Mike begged for the Columbian necktie but they gave him a Colombian wristwatch instead.