would you kindly

mind control word from teh popular game Bioshock.
if you havent played bioshock, its basically a phrase
"Atlas" or fontaine says that makes the main player
do what he asks, disguised as a way of saying please.

would you kindly 1up this?

after the first 15 times of atlas saying would you kindly
i knew there was something more behind that phrase.

*later in the game*

SON OF A BITCH FONTAINE!!!!

by BE_PREPARED! October 5, 2007

Would Wife

Would wife is derived from the fact being that you find a certain woman so attractive that you would literally marry her right now and start a family.

Breh 1: Is this girl hot?
Breh 2: Hmmm.... 6 out of 10 at best..
Breh 3: Elbows too pointy
Breh 4: Are you kids insane? WOULD WIFE!!!!!
Breh 1: Cool story bro
Breh 4: uMAD breh? U Mirin my aesthetics?

by Gary it's my real name June 14, 2011

would you like some fries with that salt

An excellent comeback when someone is acting salty.

Person: You never do anything people ask you.

Me: Would you like some fries with that salt, sir?

by Skrattar du forlorar du May 23, 2018

would you like one of my kidneys with that?

A phrase used when someone is asking for something unreasonable. I coined this one myself when I was in college and the other classes kept bumming things off us.

'Can we have some of your milk'?
'Yeah, sure.'

'Can we have some of your tea bags?'
'Yeah, just please get your own supply sometime will you goddammit?'

'Can we have some of your biscuits?'
'Ngh. Would you like one of my kidneys with that?'

by necrophilicdemoness January 22, 2008

Would You?

A question, usually asked by men, that refers to inquiring of your desire to have sexual intercourse with a female.

Hey, look at that hot girl over there. Would you?

by Jacob W. April 9, 2004

would bang

would hit that

That girl is hot, I would bang.

by Rlaxgirl April 28, 2015

Would of

When an educated English Speaker intends to say "Would HAVE", they instead contract the written form to would've. Less intellectual people (read: Dumbasses) then read this and, unable to grasp the concept of abbreviation, pronounce it as "Would've". This, due to laziness, was then mutated to "Would of," whereupon Bahamut was returned to mortal flesh and mankind entered a new age of darkness, suffering and general illiteracy.

"I would of kept talking, but she asked me if I wanted to of sex."
"Would HAVE. You've doomed us to an age of darkness, suffering and general illiteracy!"
"Why don't you of a short walk off a long pier you Grammar Nazi."

by Narkol November 17, 2011