woned

Won and owned combined; to own someone and declare victory.

Origin: an unintentional misspelling of "owned" that backfired (see example).

Bob: My mom caught me masturbating in the washroom today... FML

Jonathan: WONED

Bob: The noob spelled it wrong

woned by Darth Falcon September 13, 2010

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wiped

Short for wiped out; really exhausted, to the point of not being able to move or function.

I spent too long at that party last night - man, am I wiped.

wiped by house9 December 13, 2004

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the act of being so drunk that one blacks out and throws up everywhere; a level of drunk above being wasted

Bob: "What Happened last night?"

Tom: "You were so womped you spent the night next to the toilet"

womped by Eddie1423 September 26, 2010

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Bowie’s favorite thing is to play with his wope.

wope by tkraeu September 20, 2019

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To be controled by a female.
Female has complete control of what you do, say, who u hang out with, and who you talk to

" Cant go to town tonight, misses wants me to stay home"
"Bro, ur being pussy wooped"

pussy wooped by DNHRDR December 26, 2007

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To be absolutely destroyed by the Canadiens, or a team that has been upset by the team

Pittsburgh was Montreal-wooped because they suck!

Washington won the Presidents Trophy, yet, they were Montreal-wooped and upset by the 8th seed.

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I have a bad wopersolist.

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