woobledoozer

A large, zitty-assed and bearded man with a banjo who has multiple sexual encounters hot college chicks while listening to yodeling and Appalachian music. Hot women usually flock to these men due to their lack of teeth and wild animal hunting abilities.

How does that woobledoozer get so much boy band ass?

by Oodam February 17, 2009

Woozle

A Woozle is a nice person, or someone clever. It originated from the Wood, which was used ages ago to mean someone clever, and went from Woodzle to Woodzle to Woozle.

Joyce is a Woozle!

by Weiord June 29, 2021

Sporty Woozle

Part of Winnie the Pooh's Heffalumps and Woozles

The Sporty Woozle is from a Pooh video game and looks like a dog

by poohriocartoonfan1 March 5, 2015

hephalumps and woozles

A bastardization by Winnie the Pooh meaning "elephants and weasels." See Snoop D-O-double jizzle's version: fo' shizzle my nizzle

Winnie had just dropped his third tab of acid when he started to see hephalumps and woozles.

by Dutch May 1, 2003

the woozle

the act of cleaning yourself off after sex with your mates pillow.

i came home to find that i had been woozled!! the woozle stuck again!

by the woolze bitch January 30, 2010

Woozle

A seedy, weedy, doughy man. Often seen fraternizing with hephalumps, the woozle is weak-willed and easily abused by hephalumps and others.

Look at that woozle! I bet he's off to be defiled by his treacherous hephalump of a girlfriend.

by Mr. Not Very Fantastic March 15, 2009

woozle

(verb) to fossick purposefully and with enthusiasm, head down tail up

We woozled through the second-hand bookshop for hours

by Tim Brosnahan January 5, 2007