Wooden philosopher 

A person that tells you strong opinions they have despite knowing nothing of the topic: translation from the Bulgarian phrase (дървен философ)

My dad fell asleep in the beginning of the movie but he is a wooden philosopher and said he hated it.

Wooden philosopher by JPFROMNAPLES January 6, 2019

wooden pussy 

Derived from the Italian: sei figa de legno - You've got a pole up your arse. (Literally translates as you have a wooden pussy). A frigid woman, stuck-up, in terms of refusing sex.

"Don't take any wooden pussy" that can be heard at the end of the 1979 movie "The Wanderers" by Philip Kaufman.

Girl: that chick is hot.
Guy: I guess, but she looks like she has a wooden pussy.

wooden pussy by Marcuse Treichler July 26, 2012

shoopen das woopen 

The German form of shoop da woop.

"Ich bin kosten mein lazer! SHOOPEN DAS WOOPEN"

shoopen das woopen by Yea Yeayee November 6, 2006

Woofen

The alternative to the holy word amen but in a furrier way. Join our cult and lets embrace the great ways of Woosus, Woofen I tell you my children, Woofen.

--The great doge god priest--

Woofen brother, Woofen.

Basically just replace it with amen.

Woofen by "okke" March 21, 2022

Woosan 

The best ship in the world. You would use this when you see San, and Wooyoung from Ateez. (we only support woosan, not woosanG)

OMG IS THATS WOOSAN

Woosan by Extrasanie July 15, 2019

little wooden boy 

In the cartoon series "the Tick", his sidekick Arthur deserted him, so the Tick made his very own sidekick out of broken pieces of wood, with nails for eyes.

Tick: Little Wooden Boy! you can take him! *throws him at the enemy's face*

little wooden boy by ArchDevil November 3, 2003

wooden kimono 

coffin. invented/ polularized by Tom Waits.

have you seen Jimmy?

man, you haven't heard? Jimmy is in a wooden kimono these days, 6 feet under.

wooden kimono by s c p May 10, 2005