A sexual act that consists of one individual using his/her fingers to stimulate a female's genitalia while they inspect a large number of acorns from an Eastern Hemlock tree. Preferably performed in a semi-public area, such as in a city park, arboretum, or in the back of a biology lab.
Guy 1: Those two kids have been inspecting acorns back there for a while! They must really love the environment.
Guy 2: Nah dude, he's just giving her the ol' Woolly Adelgid. Classic.
Guy 2: Nah dude, he's just giving her the ol' Woolly Adelgid. Classic.
by dirtyjobs August 1, 2011
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Awkward Woolly Mammoth
In the line of the Awkward Turtle family... but this is to be used for the MOST SUPREME of awkward moments. Do the awkward woolly mammoth by outstretching your arms and curving them downward, and then waddling forward. Add an awkward trunk motion if the situation calls for it.
In the line of the Awkward Turtle family... but this is to be used for the MOST SUPREME of awkward moments. Do the awkward woolly mammoth by outstretching your arms and curving them downward, and then waddling forward. Add an awkward trunk motion if the situation calls for it.
Person 1: "Dude. I knocked on my ex-boyfriend's door and his girlfriend opened the door without her shirt on as he buttoned up his pants" *does the awkward woolly mammoth move*
Person 2: Yea that is so awkward you gotta call upon an extinct animal.
such a moment calls for the most extreme of the awkward motions- the awkward woolly mammoth.
Person 2: Yea that is so awkward you gotta call upon an extinct animal.
such a moment calls for the most extreme of the awkward motions- the awkward woolly mammoth.
by FranFine February 29, 2008
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Kenny: No, I started to suck her boobs and realized she has woolly nips, I gotta go floss
Evan: Gross, heres a beer to rinse that shit out
Kenny: No, I started to suck her boobs and realized she has woolly nips, I gotta go floss
Evan: Gross, heres a beer to rinse that shit out
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Most commonly used in male-on-male intercourse.
Most commonly used in male-on-male intercourse.
Dude1: Man, that was disgusting, I didn't need to walk in on you giving him a Woolly Nipple.
Dude2: Go drink your haterade somewhere else.
Dude2: Go drink your haterade somewhere else.
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Dayum gurl, you know Dave has a Woolly Bully atm. It's No-shave November so I wasn't too upset about it.
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