jimmy woods

(n)
i. one who completes an amazing comeback
ii. one who is attempting an amazing comeback

(v)
i. the act of making an amazing comeback
ii. being in the process of making an amazing comeback

origin: (1989) The Wizard starring a 13-year old Fred Savage. Late in the Video Armageddon during a dramatic plot twist, Haley (Jenny Lewis) screams for Jimmy Woods (Luke Edwards) to "Use the Flute!" in the then unreleased game, Super Mario Bros. 3. Woods successfully warps to World 4 (Big Island) and pulls a 'Jimmy Woods' thus ending the reign of Lucas (Jackey Vinson) and his 'so bad' power glove.

Examples:
1. Crazy 8 Countdown - (Steve's at 6's, Louca's at 2's)
Chow: "Jimmy Woods that shit Stevie."

2. Jason down to 1/2 the big blind in a $10R. "I gotta be Jimmy hardcore right now."

Related Example - Implicit Jimmy Woods
3. One may apply the term "Use the Flute!" in encouragement of a 'Jimmy Woods' in the process of a 'Jimmy Woods'. This is implicitly linked to Jimmy Woods.

by ThreeArrows November 9, 2008

Charles Woodson

An elite cornerback in the NFL. Currently plays for the Green Bay Packers but previously played for the Oakland Raiders. Has 25 career picks, eight of which came in 2006, leading the National Football Conference. Has been called overrated for so long that he is now actually underrated. He posseses great athleticism, as well as great size for the position (6'1", 200) and great speed. He is a Four-Time Pro Bowler. Won the Heisman Trophy in 1998, and deservingly so. Screw all the people on Peyton Manning's dick.

Manning throws, and it's picked off by Charles Woodson!

by Shutdown Cornerback April 1, 2007

warren woods tower

a school full of thots. where your bestfriend will take your boyfriend and act like nothing ever happened. can’t trust nobody at that school. the boys are cute tho. people are dumb & smoke weed in the bathrooms, but that school is dumb and rarely catches anybody. the football team is really good! and the cheerleaders suck! and a lot of females at that school smell like they don’t wash up. welcome to tower!

boy- i fucked my girlfriends bestfriend
anybody- i bet she was from warren woods tower !

by abcdefchijklmnopqrstuvwxyz August 6, 2019

Tiger Woodsin

The act of soliciting partners outside of a confirmed relationship. To satisfy a need utilizing a variety of related resources.

Personal: After Ted married Kate he discovered that he needed at least ten other women to please him. Those who know about Ted's desires consider him to be Tiger Woodsin.

Public: To satisfy my hunger after eating a McDonalds cheeseburger I may swing by Taco Bell and KFC to aid my varying appetite. "After this burger I'm gonna hit up Taco Bell and KFC Tiger Woodsin!"

by I drink Champagne with... December 8, 2009

huntington woods

Small neighborhood in suburban Detroit known for excessive rules and bored police.

"No, we can't do that because we're in Huntington Woods."

by Opressed Youth June 17, 2008

Wogstretched

The result of banging a sambo coon. A destroyed and contaminated vagina, and more worryingly, possibly a niglet and inevitable single motherhood and reliance on welfare.

Teresa: I got wogstretched last night. I can't walk and my purse was stolen!
Becky: oh no. If you are pregnant it will be a life of welfare now. You are contaminated.

by Dr. Phil Yagash-Anass September 4, 2021

mr ando of the woods

Probably the best thing ever made. This video can't really be explained. Roughly, it's about mr ando who brings peace to the woods and wants everyone to believe that he's a penguin. This video includes: mr ando, a talking bear, a talking bee, a talking turtle, and a talking fish. Trust me, it's amazing. Watch it!

Mr ando of the woods blew my mind!

by the grape monster October 11, 2010