woofl

the noise a cow makes when constipated

the cow woofled

by joe May 20, 2004

woofuckinghoo

Sarcastic version of the exclamation, "Woohoo!"

Woofuckinghoo; bravo, master of comedy.

by MoonKnight November 18, 2002

Woofel

Rapid breathing by a dog through their nose

She's woofeling pretty hard, must have got a good scent.

by Gixerjoe July 29, 2011

wooflex

A man fettered by his emotions hiding behind a curtian of sadness his shadow looks as a monster full of rage hiding behind the curtian he is not okay

That guy is a wooflex

by Cheeseeater_420 November 27, 2021

woofums

another name for a dog.
fuzzums

come here woofums.
woofums, i hate you.

by shawn May 27, 2004

Wookulus

An expression of a messed up situation. What someone says when any individual is stuck between a rock and a hard place.

Subject 1: Oh darn, I failed my math test and maxed out credit card after ordering lots of porn.

Response: Wookulus!

by Smitty Werbenjaegermanjensen November 1, 2009

woofleu

A sadistic pumpkin person who kills sheep for the fun of it. Woofle is found practicing 24/7 and cracking their back every 5 minuets.

What a woofleu moment

by snost September 14, 2020