heckin angry woofer

When a woofer (big ol doggo) get very anger (heckin angry) it turns to a heckin angry woofer

Thats a heckin angry woofer

by A smol boi October 11, 2017

wally woofter

Rhyming slang for a poofter.

Steve: John's been acting a little gay.
Peter: Didn't you know, he's a wally woofter!

by sea_man_35 November 19, 2007

Woofer sniffer

When someone sniffes a dogs woofer (mouth)

Clint likes to be a woofer sniffer

by Eat my beater skeater June 11, 2018

Cock-woofer

Noun- A dog, of retriever breed, located on a farm where male chickens are the primary animal. Used to keep chickens in line and from running off while during inspection.

The other day while I was on the farm, I happened to see the Cock-woofer barking loudly at a rowdy cock who seemed to be jumping around and causing a fuss.

by delta412 May 10, 2011

Sub-woofer

A girl more ugly than a dog.

Damn, that bitch a sub-woofer.

by soundboy24 November 13, 2009

Woofer

A twitter user who rarely posts on Twitter. A low frequency tweeter.

Wayne is a woofer. He tweets here and there.

by popstafarian April 23, 2009

cross woofer

When the owner dresses their dog with the colors and and types of accessories usually associated with the opposite gender

Earl: Hey Grannie, is your new dog a girl? She's wearing a lot of pink bows.
Grannie: No Earl. His name is Fido.
Earl: Oh. Guess he's a cross woofer.

by deputy_danger April 17, 2017