Willy Wonked

When someone throws a frisbee and it hits you on the head.

I got willy wonked by my freind shaun.

by 7chan September 23, 2019

Woned

One step farther than pwned, woned means to own severly. In gaming, the term owned means to dominate certain aspect of the game. Woning usually implies turning back the tide to your advantadge in a surprising motion.

-Rush in, GO GO, we got them...
-OMG what happened ?!
-Woned

or

-How did last game go?
-Woow we got so raped...I mean basically woned.

by ninjastarrr May 7, 2009

Wynned

When a girl or boy calls off or breaks up with you before a week has passed

Bro Jessica wynned me... I'm fucking pissed!

by Tutesmigutes July 24, 2021

wonked

A state of mind after experiencing that high in a club from the music.

A euphoric feeling.

Music is the drug of choice.

yeh im so wonked right now

by wonked January 27, 2011

Wonked Out

Being extremely tired on not present in your mindset from anything, including but not limited to drugs & alcohol. When someone is wonked out, they resemble the mentality of a sterotypical zombie, with no cognative ability. When they are wonked out, they will not being able to think or practice reason, and are unlikely to remember any details of this experience later.

Likely to have stemmed from the expression zonked out, but has particular circumstances to help better describe these moments when they occur.

This can also include people who have passed out or are not awake if they got to this state from previous actions resulting in being wonked out prior to their sudden slumber.

I once worked 75 hours in a week on very little sleep, and was so wonked out by the final day I now need to work 75 more to make up for all my actions.

Jimmy finished his weekend alcohol supply by early saturday morning and was so wonked out we had to get him back to his home.

by -Zoso- October 10, 2008

Wonged

Getting absolutely plastered to the point you forgot what you said the night before.

Man I'm so wonged right now, don't let me drink any more.

by Xx_wo_e November 30, 2018

WOWNED

When someone gets "owned" World of Warcraft style.

1. In a World Of Warcraft game:

God crits Orly for 900,000 damage.
Orly dies.

Orly's Friend: "WOWNED!!!"

2. It can also be used in real life. For instance:

Orly and Lol are walking down the street.
Orly slips on a banana peel.
Cements crits Orly for 250 damage.
Orly dies.
Lol: "Wowned"

by ArcaneParadise October 23, 2005