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wonkey honkey

(Noun/Adverb)

1. A wonkey honkey is the whitest dumbshit you may ever meet.

2. When the honkey cracker is being weird as fuck.
Sam, stop being a wonkey honkey you fucktard hamzilla.
by Murderous_mayo_munchkins April 30, 2021
mugGet the wonkey honkeymug.

Wonkey Donkey

When you’re having sex in a sideways position for a long time and you pull out and your penis is off to the side. It can also refer to having sex and getting stuck together.

A wonkey donkey can also refer to a person who is not very bright and a little off.
I was fucking Noel from her left side and pulled out to find my dick had gone all wonkey donkey.

Mandy and Lauren were fucking from behind and got stuck like a wonkey donkey.

Autumn couldn’t believe Katie was acting so embarrassing and acting like a wonkey donkey at the bar.
by SoHa19 March 2, 2019
mugGet the Wonkey Donkeymug.

wonkey donkey

angus has a really big wonkey donkey
by big boy 96 November 12, 2018
mugGet the wonkey donkeymug.

wonkey hoop

A perfectly normal animal, originating from Heeley's ass. This disgustingnnnnesss of this animal is increased by the fact that heeley willingly takes part in ass rape, with him as the victim.
Get rid of that wonkey hoop dave, you bloody well brought it here and it stinks of cheese and your damn filthy ass.
by i_hate_heeley_man June 11, 2004
mugGet the wonkey hoopmug.

winkey wonkey donkey

An Australian children's book often used to describe annoying people.
by Jon Mclinkski August 9, 2020
mugGet the winkey wonkey donkeymug.

My Chair is wonkey

If your chair is squeaky or wonky the person in your chair has been listening to 1 hour of Shreksophone!
MY CHAIR IS WONKEY!!!!!!
by meow moo October 21, 2019
mugGet the My Chair is wonkeymug.

WONKEY

A fine ass white girl with a body on her.
"Damn my guy look at that wonkey over there"

"That wonkey right there is banging"
by Amhaad J. Gibbs January 7, 2022
mugGet the WONKEYmug.

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