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Wonderbreading
"Wonderbreading" is the act of throwing a loaf of Wonderbread on a person's yard and setting an empty bottle of BAWLS energy drink on the porch/driveway/lawn, while screaming the person's name.
Rules:
1.) It must be Wonderbread and BAWLS, no substitutions.
2.) The Wonderbread must still be in the seal and musn't be tampered with.
3.) You must Wonderbread someone you know (or at least someone who's name you know).
4.) The empty bottle of BAWLS must have the cap on it.
5.) You must be in a car while during the act of Wonderbreading.
6.) There must be more than one person during the act of Wonderbreading.
Rules:
1.) It must be Wonderbread and BAWLS, no substitutions.
2.) The Wonderbread must still be in the seal and musn't be tampered with.
3.) You must Wonderbread someone you know (or at least someone who's name you know).
4.) The empty bottle of BAWLS must have the cap on it.
5.) You must be in a car while during the act of Wonderbreading.
6.) There must be more than one person during the act of Wonderbreading.
*stops car*
*passenger gets out and sets the BAWLS down and re-enters the car*
*throws the Wonderbread*
"FRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNKKKK!!"
*drive off*
The Wonderbreading is then complete.
*passenger gets out and sets the BAWLS down and re-enters the car*
*throws the Wonderbread*
"FRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNKKKK!!"
*drive off*
The Wonderbreading is then complete.
Wonderbreading by Lance LaBar May 18, 2006
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A: Man, look at that one white guy in that group of black guys on the corner. He must be the hardest guy in the whole gang just to stay living.
B: Nah, man, he just a wonderbread nigga.
B: Nah, man, he just a wonderbread nigga.
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Wonderbread
White person who is so happy to be white that he/she acts very silly and always giggles.
He/she also thrives in all-white country clubs, Irish Pubs, and usually drives a Jeep Wrangler with a baseball cap, or a VW Jetta.
He/she also thrives in all-white country clubs, Irish Pubs, and usually drives a Jeep Wrangler with a baseball cap, or a VW Jetta.
Guy: "Who's that corny MF wearing the Abercrombie & Fitch Shirt driving the Green Jeep Wrangler?'
Guy#2: "Aww..that's some cracka rockin' dat Wonderbread status in full effect!...What a LOSER...BAHAHAAHHAA!!"
Guy#2: "Aww..that's some cracka rockin' dat Wonderbread status in full effect!...What a LOSER...BAHAHAAHHAA!!"
Wonderbread by Smoothpoppa September 17, 2006
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the best person to exist, you will be happy to be friends with him. better than arissa and jassie and everyone else, he will beat u in everying.