wonderbread wop 

A person of Italian descent who acts extremely white and/or even worse; redneck. These people are not at all proud to be descended from a Latin people and in fact wish they could be of full Nordic, Germanic, or Anglo Saxon descent. The vast majority of them can't even pronounce their own names.

That nigga Mikey is a str8 wonderbread wop!

wonderbread wop by Yaint007 December 18, 2018

wonderbread 

A white guy.

I got called "wonderbread" by a group of holligans last night.

wonderbread by Vegas March 28, 2003

go work at wonderbread 

A phrase you tell someone who has been out of work for a while. You need to follow this phrase up by saying "because you are the best loafer in town" or "you can make a lot of doe working there."

"You are so fucken lazy! Why don't you go work at wonderbread; be a professional loafer there instead of in my living room."

go work at wonderbread by old man withers November 11, 2006

Wonderbra moment 

The crushing realisation that everything is not entirely as it seems but you're already committed, in exactly the same way as a rat in a trap could be also be described as committed.

Dude1:"Just got a fantastic deal on a new phone, check it out! its like ten a month!"
Dude2:"That's the introductory offer, after the first three months it's fifty, for the next three years..."
Dude1:<Looks at phone, feels blood draining from face, has Wonderbra moment>

Wonderbra moment by Ice in the cider September 29, 2011

Wonderbeauty 

Combo of wonderful and beautiful. You know...when you’re feeling extra generous with your vocab 😉

You are wonderbeauty™️

Wonderbeauty by Valdez Murati December 30, 2018

Wonderbreading 

"Wonderbreading" is the act of throwing a loaf of Wonderbread on a person's yard and setting an empty bottle of BAWLS energy drink on the porch/driveway/lawn, while screaming the person's name.

Rules:
1.) It must be Wonderbread and BAWLS, no substitutions.
2.) The Wonderbread must still be in the seal and musn't be tampered with.
3.) You must Wonderbread someone you know (or at least someone who's name you know).
4.) The empty bottle of BAWLS must have the cap on it.
5.) You must be in a car while during the act of Wonderbreading.
6.) There must be more than one person during the act of Wonderbreading.

*stops car*
*passenger gets out and sets the BAWLS down and re-enters the car*
*throws the Wonderbread*
"FRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNKKKK!!"
*drive off*
The Wonderbreading is then complete.

Wonderbreading by Lance LaBar May 18, 2006

Wonderbread nigga 

White people who tend to happen to have the strange delusion that they are a huge mandingo-like nubian motherfucker nigga from the streets. In reality, under this hard mean muggin facade, these people are merely whitebread in nigga disguises.

A: Man, look at that one white guy in that group of black guys on the corner. He must be the hardest guy in the whole gang just to stay living.

B: Nah, man, he just a wonderbread nigga.

Wonderbread nigga by Coffy March 1, 2009