wonk

British slang word for the drug ketamine, due to its disassociative effects

Shall we get some wonk and chill out at mine?

This is some well psychedelic wonk!

I'm feeling a bit wonkey

by wearetheuniverse February 5, 2010

Wonk

One who studies an issue or a topic thoroughly or excessively: leading a talkathon of policy wonks in a methodical effort to build consensus for his programs

by JBS July 11, 2003

wonk

an expert -- often used in a derogatory way, as in someone who fixates on the minutae of an issue or a problem.

Did you hear Kerry's speech last night? No one wants to listen to a policy wonk for 2 hours.

by saeculum August 25, 2004

WONK

An incredibly stupid ass name that American University in Washington, DC decided to waste millions of dollars trademarking. The true definition of the word is unknown. It is also unknown whether it is an acronym or an actual word. Overall, American University wasted their money trademarking a word their own students don't know the meaning to.

Student 1: See that kid over there?
Student 2: Yea, in the WONK T-shirt?
Student 1: Yea, what a stupid shirt.
Student 2: Yea.. what does WONK even mean?
Student 1: Hell if I know.
Student 2: Fuckin AU

by AUstudent August 31, 2010

Wonks

The state of being extremely hungry. Causing delirium, weakness and extreme mood swings. Hunger is so extreme, food is all one can think about.

I have the wonks!!

Phil had an extreme case of the wonks today.

by nomihomee June 21, 2011

wonk

wonk is a term for masterbation in internet chat sites

hi there muffin what shall we do today

well cupcake y dont we do abit of this and that get naked and have a wonk

by ya muffin June 9, 2011

wonk

a nerd, someone really knowledgeable about a certain topic, someone who studies a lot

That guy is a real policy wonk

by Al August 27, 2004