persian wombat

The act of taking your limp dick and folding it up inside your furry, soft and supple nut sack so it looks like a wombat, then walk over to a sleeping victim, and start lightly slapping this neatly folded cocknut package on their face.

stfu or imma come over there and beat you with a Persian wombat.

persian wombat by Jay dov June 3, 2016

Slippery Wombat 

A lubricated marsupial

"Damn man, that little fella looks slick.""

"Yeah man, I'd keep him on a leash...but he's a pretty slippery wombat. The leash just slides right off."

Slippery Wombat by THE Slippery Wombat April 19, 2019

Wombat Day 

Wombat day is a holiday created by the youtuber LukeOrSomething in his video "We Made Our Own Holiday". In this holiday you eat cookie pizza and watch dream manhunt.

I see you... Luke... Rob... Swoosh...
I'm watching you all

Yeah bro, I celebrate Wombat day

Wombat Day by EvanOrSomething December 26, 2020

Wombat Stu'ed 

The action of showing someone a picture of Wombat Stu from Sonic The Hedgehog unexpectedly.

Guy 1: *Shows picture of Wombat Stu*

Guy 2: What?

Guy 1: You have been Wombat Stu'ed

Wombat Stu'ed by coolpeterm April 12, 2023

Fruit Wombat 

A naked gay fire flaming circus midget with a chode that is known for performing a gaggle of blumpkin's.

Brock DeLaCOCK has an unusual hobby of juggling Fruit Wombat's. :P

Fruit Wombat by Lilballofun January 27, 2010

Lactating wombat

Lactating wombat is the term given to a short, round, aged and loud man that has no discernable good looks and bears the resemblance of a wombat. He has mild erectile dysfunctions along with sore, tender nipples which leak prefusely.

"man, that guy just keeps talking, and look at the wet patches on his shirt!, he looks like a lactating wombat"

Lactating wombat by Control-room Bloke April 2, 2010

Wombatism 

The religious belief which worships Wombats, stating that they are the masters of everything and the universe, creating the world as we know it, and everything around us. They are the secret masters of knowledge and strength. Only a select few are chosen as the disciples of these mysterious and awesome creatures, everyone else is a follower, united love, and brought together by the belief and spiritual powers of Wombats.

I am convincing a girl in school that i worship wombats, hence the name Wombatism, and this definition.

Wombatism by buffblo March 17, 2009