cock wobbling cunt-guzzler

A man who can not get an erection when pleasing a woman orally.

Look at this pathetic cock wobbling cunt-guzzler!

by ongel-henning September 23, 2017

Cock wobbling thunderclap

When spooning, the little spoon farts on the big spoons penis, making it vibrate

Got a right Cock wobbling thunderclap off the missus last night!

by Forgetful8 February 20, 2020

Wobbing

When a girl talks to/ obsesses over her boyfriend.

Ashley: Georgie's wobbing again!
Georgie's Mum: Oh dear...

by KatyCatx August 5, 2010

hobbit, hobbiting

anything you want it to

Stop your hobbiting around!
Shut up or ill cut off your hobbit.

by Matt444 February 19, 2004

Wobbing

Wobbing is when young male or female people play loud bass-heavy music like dubstep on big speakers with a phat subwoofer and get their wob on!

GONNA GET MAH WOB ON BRO!

me: Hey bro lets walk to the high street and get our WOB on!
Friend: Fuck yeah! wob wob wob wob wob wobbity wob wob!
*high five*

And so they wen't walking along to the high street wobbing all the way

by hazzaplop December 14, 2010

hobbiting

Skullfucking a hobbit or another person of small stature

Thom gave Rhod a good hobbiting; his eye socket was sore for weeks

by Fredster C June 13, 2008

wobbling the knob

Another term for Masturbation.

Haven't had any in a week... I think I'm about to resort to wobbling the knob.

by Bigg Mike Version 2 August 3, 2007