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Grand Wizzard Theodore

Legendary inventor of the scratch.

The story goes that one day in 1979, Theodore was messing around on his brother's turntables, practicing his mixing skills so that he could DJ at parties in the Bronx. As is natural with all teenagers, he had his music up too loud. His mother started banging on the door and yelling at him. In order to listen to her, he put his hand on the record to stop it. He still wanted to keep the groove going, and found himself moving the record back and forth with his hand. It produced a sound he liked, and after his mother left, he spent weeks perfecting this technique, and finally unveiled it at a party during his mix.
Grand Wizzard Theodore is the inventor of the scratch, and the unofficial father of turntablism.
by DJ Conan April 12, 2004
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Shining Wizzard

When you're taking a piss in the countryside and happen to piss on an electric fence giving your dick and balls a nice zap so that they would shine like a lightbulb. Usually accompanied by you dropping to one knee and the Great Muta appearing out of nowhere to knee you in the face for being a dumbass.
(Young Billy Meyer stood in front of the class and offered the following poem.)

Ode to the Shining Wizzard.

When I was young and had no sense.
I took a piss on an electric fence.
It hurt so bad, shocked my balls,
I took a crap in my overalls.
by Cheap Heat July 2, 2008
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The White Wizzard

As a man is climaxing from a blow job, he promptly removes his penis and cums in the womans eye while screaming "Expelliarmus!!" with great conviction. This is ill advised to men with a substancial load as serious injury has plagued this majestic and selfless gesture throughout the ages.
I love Harry Potter so much i show'd my girl The White Wizzard
by Wiggles The Linguist February 24, 2009
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the wizzard of croz

man1-did you go to the penguins game lastnight man?

man2-yeah you know i had to go see the wizzard of croz work some magic
by JonnyHopkins April 20, 2010
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slippery wizzard

While having sex with your girl have her face the window and then have your best bud come from the closet while you run outside and wave at her
Dude last night me and Mike gave Tina the slippery wizzard
by Jsin the klown December 1, 2016
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Komak the homeless wizzard

a person who belives that they have great powers due to insanity from living on the streets and eating rats for too long.
Don't go near that guy. he is Komak the homeless wizzard.
by ItzAllTears January 19, 2013
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piss wizzard

a person who is masterful at the art of piss
max is one mean piss wizzard bruv
by mageofwee March 11, 2007
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