Chuff like a wizard's sleeve 

Having a wide or loose vagina.

I banged your sister and man, she's got a chuff like a wizard's sleeve. I couldn't feel her at all.

Chuff like a wizard's sleeve by Our Lady of Sporks August 12, 2011

Wizard Sleeve's 

A sex position. Starts of by guy shoving two fists up the woman's vagina. He widens his arms, then goes for the anal with his feet. Once he has his feet in the anal, he continues to slide his upper thigh all the way up the anal, while the two fists are still in the vagina. There for, after this position, the girl will be left with two holes as big as a wizards sleeve.

Guy 1:Dude, I gave her wizard sleeve's last night.

Guy 2: Nice! Did you get your thigh all the way up her booty?

Guy 1: Yeah it took like 30 minutes though, shit is fucking hard.

Wizard Sleeve's by Unforgiven Master September 19, 2009

wizard's sleeves 

Large, flappy vaginal lips. Look like a Wizard's sleeves

That ho's wizard's sleeves were dangling down by her ankles, dude!

wizard's sleeves by peeb June 29, 2006

pissflaps like wizard's sleeves 

To refer to a females labia which hangs down like wizard sleeves.

Christ, you've got pissflaps like wizard's sleeves. (followed by a punch in the mouth)

pissflaps like wizard's sleeves by iamamanufan January 12, 2011

her chuff was like a wizards sleeve

A hairy vagina that’s been used so much and is so baggy it seems to have no end.

I’m not saying she was easy but her chuff was like a wizards sleeve

her chuff was like a wizards sleeve by Tattoo Paul January 16, 2020

wizards-sleeve

an extra large and cavernous minge.

as he began to shag her he realised the entrance to her nunny was like a wizards sleeve.

wizards-sleeve by donkey snot August 15, 2003

Wizards Sleeve

When a ladies lower region has been hammered that much it has expanded and seems to have no end

"her snatch is like a wizards sleeze"

Wizards Sleeve by Chuck Hernandez January 26, 2004