Witty Profiles 

Witty profiles can be extremely addicting.

Obsession will occur.

School work will be put off until every single quote

on the top quotes list is read.

Witty profiles will know more about you than your friends

and family do, and you will pour every single thought into

your quotes.

You will always keep a notepad or something to r e c o r d your

quotes in so you don’t forget them.

Witty profiles will pretty much be your LIFE. <3

Witty Profiler: Dude have you heard of witty profiles?
Person: No?.?
Witty Profiler. o.O!

Witty Profiles by Lovetwolovetwolive December 8, 2010

Wittle

An adjective used to describe someone who is cute and “tiny.”

Omg, she is so wittle, I could put her in my pocket and keep her there forever

Wittle by anicorn777 July 21, 2019

witty 

Being clever and funny, making funny quips off the top of your head. Witty people are clever and cool. Hang out with them.

He is so witty... I think I am in love.

witty by Kellsbells November 3, 2005

Pull a Wirtual 

The meaning of "pulling a Wirtual" is hidden in the name itself.

It starts with a "W" and ends with an "L".

The start looked promising, but he is going to pull a Wirtual and lose anyway

Pull a Wirtual by iBaseult May 2, 2022

witty charm 

That super cool thing about someone that you just can't explain because its so cool.

Usually an aspect about someone that's really hot and the only way you can react to it is to fall in love with them.

Zavier: You're gay
Kassy: Wow Zavier, you really do have that witty charm

witty charm by NotAdolfHitler December 17, 2015

Witte's Great Spurt 

Commonly mistaken as a period in russian history where one of the tsars ministers sergei witte sold peasants grain in order to bring about a large growth in russian industry and badly needed growth in russian transport network. Witte's Great spurt is actually the name given to, as the aforemetioned minister described it, 'My great jizzplosion' its is often used a as part of a analogy decribing a spurt of any liquid and more commonly spunk.

ZOMG when i came it was equivical to witte's great spurt!

That Sergei guy was intense, look at how far he spurts

Witte's Great Spurt by Philly Ree August 14, 2008

jeff wittek 

A member of the vlog squad who went to prison, but seems like he has really changed. He is also Literally the hottest guy it the whole entire world, and if u think differently come at me dude.

hot

Me: OMG I love Jeff wittek
Friend: he’s not even that cute
Me: * kills friend*

jeff wittek by Batman_ is_betterThanYou November 11, 2019