witness era 

Refers to an artist's career where they failed to reach the public's high standards even though they did really well and has accomplished great feats.

Sam Smith's witness era is now happening since people are sleeping on his new music release.

witness era by sswishdeity October 27, 2020

witness gaxkang 

When someone talks to you and throws you off with distracting information then suddenly reveals their true form and attacks you without any apparent reason. From the video game Dragon Age: Origins.

"Eyes are on you from a very high vantage, Grey Warden. I cannot hide in your wake, and I will not be a footnote! Witness Gaxkang!"

(transforms into an undead boss and starts attacking your party)

witness gaxkang by Maki_Man November 21, 2009

witness mark 

When you poop so forcefully and violently it leaves a glob of poo on the back of the toilet bowl that no amount of flushing will dislodge causing the perpetrator to resort to the toilet brush. Witness marks usually only occur with projectile diarrhea.

I pooped a quart and left a witness mark in the toilet bowl.

witness mark by wolfbait51 May 6, 2011

witness the thickness 

Bearing witness to a particularly pleasant ass, which is both fit and capable of strenous activity.

Damn Holmes, witness the thickness!
(As a woman with an attractive rear end walks by.)
Indeed Watson, quite an assadocious young lady...

witness the thickness by emilygoo July 27, 2006

witness the litness 

You're about to experience something amazing! Something spectacular! Something so lit that your mind will be blown and shattered! Witness the Litness is basically when a dude thinks everything is "lit" or cool/badass and wants to show the whole world what he has. It can be a trick, a flip, something like video, something inside his pants or her pants lol Witness the Litness is an experience. Embrace it. Accept it. Cuz remember, everybody is a candle, but not everybody is lit.

"Okay Eber, you're about to witness the litness as i try to do some stupid shit. Lets hope i don't die and that it stays lit."

witness the litness by FerCatchTheseHands February 11, 2017

Witness me 

An extreme version of hold my beer.
A battle cry before you do some dumb sh*t
originated from mad max

"Witness me motherf*cker", he said as he brake checked the car tailgating him

Witness me by Zb0ss July 30, 2020

Witness Brotection 

Lying to someone your bro doesnt want to talk to about the whereabouts of said bro

"Yo, dude your ex called. She wants you to pay child support."

"Oh man, put me in Witness Brotection, say I'm in Africa with some missionaries or something."

Witness Brotection by Cpt. Panda March 15, 2009