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cardinal wiseman

A school thats smaller than a green bean and has way too much beef.
"Hey do you go to cardinal wiseman?"
"Lol! You mad😂 never. i wouldnt be able to fit in it😂"
by A person....somewhere January 13, 2019
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Wissal

The most precious smol bean in existence that you have to protecc

Wissal's are one of the nicest, cutest , most beautiful , sweet and caring people you'll ever meet
If you have a Wissal you better protect her and never make her cry and be grateful because she is legendary and a once in a life time kind of person
Wissal's are the most positive in the group and make everyone happy because they are so amazing you just can't help but feel happy when you're her friend . no matter how sad you are wissal will make u happy
She is also the perfect gf if you date a wissal you better take care of her and love her or her friends will kill you
making a wissal cry is a sin and is a offense punishable by death. They are so cool that nobody hates them it is impossible to hate wissal

3 things that dont exist
1: unicorns
2: dragons
3: people who dont like wissal
Tina: Hey look it's wissal. shes so epic
girl 2: yes she is so epicc , she is like so perfect

Tina: look its salt, why's she sad
girl 3: her bf/gf dumped her-

The next day
Girl 3: hey did you hear wissals ex was found dead-
Tina: really? I wonder what happened to them >:)
by Wissals bestie January 28, 2021
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Wissam

a person with big dreams, wild imagination, and a high IQ level. Someone who is sweet, funny, and very loyal. Wissams usually love cuddles and are very beautiful. A Wissam is a person who gets so mant awards, medals, and certificates.
Oh! That girl is such a Wissam!
by ssaaammm May 18, 2014
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Tommy Wiseau

The reincarnation of God disguised as an American actor, he tried blending into our society by creating a movie but failed. It "took" our lord and savior over 5 tries to create the I did not hit her scene, in reality it was just a way to convince us that he is human but the 4chan elders are starting to crack down and decipher what god is saying in the form of memes, soon enough we will know the meaning of his genius lines which make no sense when you look at it for the first time but in reality it's really just God communicating with the other elder ones like KEK and God Emperor Trump to reunite and banish Cthulhu for once and for all.

TL;DR: Tommy is God that has traveled to earth to find the other gods there in order to banish octopus man
Tommy Wiseau: i did not hit her it's not true it's bullshit i did not hit her! oh hai mark
Mark used as a suit by KEK: We must unite the 4chan fags to kill the bigger furry fag, lol.
Tommy Wiseau: k i'll
by A god church June 12, 2017
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Bud Wiseman

This gent' becomes extremely wise after he's consumed some beer (such as bud), and starts to philosophise, give advice, etc.
(1)
BUD WISEMAN: You know, you guys are the most important thing to me, you know? I mean, what is more important than friends and friendship, man? I mean, you could be super rich dude, but if you don't have any friends -- what good is it?

(2)
BUD WISEMAN: Look Mike, I'm sorry your fiance died dude, but shit happens -- you know what I mean? There's a reason, you know? It was meant to be. It's all part of God's plan. No, you and I don't know why, but, you'll understand when you get to Heaven, bro'. But, right now, you need to heal, to move on, man. You need to get laid ASAP!

(3)

BUD WISEMAN: God! What am I doing here? I'm drunk at a strip bar on a Sunday! Please forgive me God! Come on, you guys, let's get out of here. It's all about JESUS dudes. We need to straighten up; Jesus is coming back soon, you know? And besides, any one of us could die at any time, man. Like tonight even. You gotta live every day like it's your last, man.

YOU: Damn! You're absolutely right bro'. I'm gonna see how many of these strippers I can take home and fuck tonight!
by Dick Busch May 31, 2006
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Wissam Enwath

Wissam Enwath was caught masturbating so his father called him a dumb mocha negro
by IhaveNoDAD October 13, 2018
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wisefan

Honestly the coolest guy in tabs mod center discord server, he is very smart as well and a good friend and also good to talk with.
"Wisefan" is very cool
by Geneosis November 29, 2022
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