wise 

Sleep-deprived

Student at 8 a.m. final exam: Yo, I'm so wise…I'm going to ace this test.

wise by John Humphrey Noyes January 22, 2020

Wise 

Wise is not just a name but is a form of how a human can think, see things, and see the world. Listening to music is their therapy, a interest in fashion or just everything and knowing of much of anything in the every day world.

Everyone can be anything just put your mind to it

You are a revolution, a era, your a Wise.

Wise by Slatober November 22, 2023

Wise Mystical Tree

A new weird meme. It's an image of tree with neutral/suspicious face.

I'm sick of viewing Wise Mystical Tree in my vk.

Wise Mystical Tree by ZeroNil October 10, 2022

wise girl 

You are a smart ass, and you read too much Percy Jackson.

Hey wise girl.

wise girl by WiseGirl1113 June 3, 2017

wise up 

Mostly Irish expression for: "stop being an idiot" or "act more maturely"... literally: "act more wisely". Typically said in a scolding manner.

1. "god you look soooooo hot in that tight top..." "Hey you know I have a boyfriend, wise up."

2. "Stop acting like such a clown, it's a sophisticated party and they aren't impressed so wise up."

wise up by Mr. Zed September 10, 2006

Wise Beard Man 

Scientology critic and emmy winner Mark Bunker. Creator of xenutv.com and spiritual leader of Anonymous in the fight against Scientology.

"Wise Beard Man is Wise"

"Wise Beard Man: his words are wise, his face is beard."

"Bunker is a prejudist. He prejudices."

Wise Beard Man by Anon5858 January 11, 2009

wise man time 

The period in which, after self prompted ejaculation, you reflect in your now non hormonal state at what you have done. Was it right? Do you need to change? Usually a depressing, yet enlightening time, only to be washed away with the next hormonal surge.

‘Bruh, I feel like a Seion rn tbh’
‘Yeah bruh, need some wise man time after gettin blue balls like that’

wise man time by some broke nigga August 2, 2019