Wonker

A boy with a lefty dick who likes eating chocolate

Billy is a right wonker

by Yourmumanddad69 August 10, 2021

wonker donk

another name for a penis. aka love muscle.

"He has such a big wonker donk."

by ummm32948213 August 14, 2009

Willy Winker

1.Willy Winker is when you put your eyelashes on somebody's willy and blink continuously for the feeling of being tickled.
2. Willy Winking is the act of the Willy Wink.

I was willy winking with my boyfriend last night.
I was a willy winker last night.

by the blind girls dog May 27, 2014

minge-winker

Female Stripper. Lady who removes her clothes to titilate and entertain. Knickers removed; a lady's hairy rabbit warren may 'wink' at you whilst she performs her routine.

Clive! Let's get our arses down the 'Tavern tonight. I hear they've got some minge-winkers in.

by The Ginger Terrorist December 6, 2005

brown winker

Location from which poop emerges.

He was bent over, giving them an eyeful of his brown winker.

by Luiggi April 25, 2008

penistic winker

its a relatively non affensive insult taking the words 'penis' and wanker' and combining them to make something not quite as good as either.

man 'oh, this idiot stole my car and killed my dog'

man2 'what a penistic winker'

by bee&mays florist February 21, 2009

Wonker-sided

The act of being crooked or messed up.

The picture frame is all wonker-sided

by rmftlinds April 14, 2010